Stephen Miller deserves every minute of this.
Acting as a boot-licking lackey special adviser to Donald Trump, Miller went on Face The Nation this morning to discuss Trump’s absurdly stupid border wall plan and some other political issues… but people found it difficult to hear his message because they were so focused on the top of his head.
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Miller, who objectively-speaking truly has an absolutely massive forehead, also has a significantly-receding hairline to the point of extreme male pattern baldness, despite the fact that he’s just 33 years old. Yikes!
Clearly self-conscious about that, Miller opted to paint fake hair on the top of his head before Sunday morning’s Face The Nation appearance — and the painting decision wasn’t lost on viewers.
First, here’s a portion of the segment itself on video, for you to get a feel for Miller’s, um, new look (below):
When asked if he believes the Texas ACA ruling will go to the Supreme Court and they ultimately also strike ACA down, White House Senior Advisor Stephen Miller says “I believe that’s the likeliest outcome.” pic.twitter.com/nVLYjVyaJz
— Face The Nation (@FaceTheNation) December 16, 2018
OK but seriously, look at this — EVERYBODY noticed the weirdly-painted-on fake hair almost immediately, and nobody held back on Twitter (below):
Stephen Miller proves the cover-up is worse than the crime. pic.twitter.com/Y2emWtpXUN
— ElElegante101 (@skolanach) December 16, 2018
https://twitter.com/JustSchmeltzer/status/1074342596766425088
Stephen Miller is pathetic on so many levels. Did he really think this was a good look? pic.twitter.com/EkeXyWtXVG
— Concerned Citizen (@BrookerInPA) December 16, 2018
Stephen Miller is 33.
Gwen Stefani is 49.I'm not mocking his appearance. I'm simply pointing out that hatred and racism ages you and rots your soul. pic.twitter.com/xXiFvkt2oS
— Deniz S. (@MrFilmkritik) December 16, 2018
https://twitter.com/PaladinCornelia/status/1074345283729780738
https://twitter.com/JuliaLouisOlson/status/1074326709439225861
Hard to take Stephen Miller seriously as is never mind the spray-on widows peak. Tsk tsk. pic.twitter.com/3oA0CLVfiJ
— katrinka (@Dhumavatical) December 16, 2018
Stephen Miller during commercial breaks pic.twitter.com/ZKKOA2SDwR
— Michelle ???? ???? (@SoSofieFatale) December 16, 2018
Stephen?!?! WTF, dude!!!!!!
So embarrassing!!! LOLz!
[Image via CBS/Face The Nation Twitter.]