The Bitter Divorce Is Over

Good news for adulterous Anne Heche. The “actress” is now officially divorced from her douche of an ex, Coley Lafoon.
Remember, he was the one claiming he needed $15,000 a month for child support. Cuz, you know, he can’t get a job for himself!
Well, finally, after applying for divorce back in 2007 after about six years of marriage, a Los Angeles judge has finalized their divorce.
As for the final custody agreements, the former couple will share 50-50 physical and legal custody of their 7-year-old son, Homer.
And money-hungry Coley did pretty well! He waived his rights to claim spousal support, thankfully, but will instead get $3,700 in monthly child support, half of all their communal assets, including a lump cash payment of $515,000, and over $700,000 worth of stocks.
Who knew those two even had that kind of money!
As for Heche, she’ll get to keep their multimillion-dollar house in Vancouver.
And let’s hope Heche, who’s currently preggers with her actor boyfriend James Tupper, doesn’t decide to get married again anytime soon.
That’ll likely end in failure too!
[Image via WENN.]