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The Vatican Says Aliens are OK!


Scientologists rejoice!

A new report reveals that the Vatican’s chief astronomer says it’s okay to believe in aliens because it doesn’t contradict with faith in the big man, God.

Xenu in da hizouse!!!!!

The Jesuit director of the Vatican Observatory (Rev. Jose Gabriel Funes) says that the vastness of the universe means it is possible that there could be other forms of life outside Earth, even intelligent ones.

Funes explains, in might we add–such a Hollywood agent sounding way, that ruling out the existence of aliens would be like “putting limits” on God’s creative freedom.

We’re sure God appreciates that the church has cleared up the matter.

She loves all!

[Image via WENN.]

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May 13, 2008 17:30pm PDT

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