What Do These Two Have In Common???

Lisa Loeb‘s still cute, but Billy Bob Thornton is beyond balding and totally manorexic. Plus, he’s named Billy Bob!
Loeb must have been guilted into attending Thornton’s album release party, Thursday night in Los Angeles. Yes, he’s still trying to make music. Give it up already. We’d rather hear the Bacon Brothers or – worse – even Kevin Costner.
No matter how much he wants to, Billy Bob will never be Juliette Lewis! Though he’d probably look really killer in some hot pink Spandex!
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