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Recently deceased Leona Helmsey has left her bitch Trouble, a Maltese, a $12 million trust fund, according to her will, which was made public Tuesday in surrogate court.
Her great grandkids get nothing! And two of her grandchildren get nothing as well – for “reasons that are known to them,” she wrote.
The other two? Only $5 million each – so long as they visit their father’s grave site once each calendar year. Otherwise, she wrote, neither will get a penny!
No one’s as good to mommy as Trouble!
“I direct that when my dog, Trouble, dies, her remains shall be buried next to my remains in the Helmsley mausoleum,” Helmsley wrote in her will.
Hope that bitch barks in her ear for eternity!

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Aug 29, 2007 11:09am PDT

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