Can We Expect An Announcement Soon?
Filed under: Baby Blabber > Jennifer Garner
Speculation has run rampant!
Is Jennifer Garner sperminated??? Each day her tummy seems to be swelling.
Ben Affleck's lady showed off a bulging belly while out to lunch in Brentwood on Friday.
Hey, guessing someone is pregnant is a lot better than thinking they might be heading to rehab!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]
Posted: July 21, 2007 at 11:40 am
maybe the girl just suffering from bloat!!!
Sperminated!!! HAHA LOVE IT
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It just look like her shirt flew up a little bit…
Wish your new baby would be cute as violet jen!
firssssssssssssssssst
Babies are always happy news!
UMMM i sent this story to you a week ago. Guess I was right!!!
What - her thigh is PG?
She is just a fat ass cunt. Hopefully she won't shit out a kid anytime soon.
def preggers!!
I hope she is pregnant! She's so cute and seems to be really sweet! YAY! FOR JENNIFER!
She's def. prego!
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
Every female celeb with the smallest bump will be rumored pregnant!
STOP OBSSESSING OVER PREGNANCIES THAT DON'T EXIST!!!!!
what, girl can't eat a donut? jen garner reminds me of gina davis
I love my Gay Uncle
She's adorable, and I doubt she's pregnant.
SHE IS SOOOOOO PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE BULGING TUMMY AND VAGINA(HER RECENT BIKINI PICTURES) MAKE IT PRETTY OBVIOUS.
when she was vacationg in hawaii several weeks ago, there were shots of her in her bikini and her tummy was FLAT.
maybe she just has bloated up a bit since the vacation
Looks like the wind was blowing up under her shirt to me!
Hey,when JLo dumped the stupid Ben AFLAC the dull of Garner was praying for that, she only got the leftovers of JLo, their little daughter is not beautiful, she is OK but just that, SHILO and SURI are beautiful, ahh and also I am tired of listen that Matt Damon wife is a "beauty" oh, my what a big lie, that girl is ugly, I am sorry for her because, only imagine give birth a child by Damon, with such a BIGGGG HEAD is must be very painful
GOOOOD! J-HO is to fucked up to have a baby!
Does anyone care?
She should crash her car and flash her crotch, then we might pay attention.
i agree with #18, i also saw her bikini pictures and you can totally tell she is pregnant because of her bulging tummy and vagina. Poor lizard-face she's been knocked up again.
Matt's daughter is a lot prettier than troll violet. Shit every hollywood kid is prettier than poor violett troll affleck.
To #22 Yeah that's why JLo does not have a child,but the truth is that Jennifer Garner has JLo's leftovers.
Stop lying Matt Damon daugther is not pretty she ha s a big head just like daddy, SHILO and SURI are beautiful girls, when they grow up you will see.
Good for them.
Jennifer Garner does NOThave JHo's left overs… think about it…. Ben didn't want her. HA HA.
Yay!!! Another kid. That's cool.
She doesn't look pg to me. I feel for famous women. If they aren't shrunken in and starving with concave stomachs, they MUST be pg. SO stupid but then again, so is Perez.
JHo is a cock testing bitch. Jennifer AFFLECK is classy and wholesome. I am happy for Ben and the real, down to earth Jen.
Berlin 123 you are so right, mannifer garner has jlo's leftovers ha ha ha ha. At least back when she had ben he was at his prime, now he is so ugly looking and his body is so froggish…nonetheless he is better looking than his wife who looks more manly than he.
to Emma,
Jennifer garner is not classy, she is awhore, everyone knows she sucked ben'scock on the set of daredevil. I don't think jlo is a saint, but she's more real and original than jennifer garner.
Becoming Sad Smut
Britney’s photo shoot for the upcoming cover of OK Magazine…exclusive details from multiple sources only here and it’s pretty f&cked up so mind the legal Chinese ass coverage. You know how it is…
Yesterday reportedly when she was filming her new video, a photo shoot was also scheduled for the magazine’s upcoming cover story.
As you would expect, Britney supposedly showed up three hours late. When she arrived, she was allegedly out of her f*cking tree and even though everyone knew of her notorious eccentricities (which is putting it kindly) everyone was also shocked to see her so wasted, exhibiting behaviour outrageous even for her. Allegedly of course.
For instance…she had her dog with her – the new puppy she called London. Since London is a puppy and since she has yet to provide him with a proper, regular routine, of course London pissed and shat all over the place. And who picked up the poop? Britney picked up the poop…allegedly mopping it up with a Chanel dress. A Chanel dress. Allegedly of course.
Just the beginning…
I’m told she apparently kept choosing clothes that were 2 sizes too small so that rolls were squeezing out everywhere, giving the stylist a minor panic attack as it’s her professional portfolio and her job on the line if the images comes out bunk – a likely certainty even with the help of photoshoppe.
But it gets worse…
Britney allegedly wanders around babbling like a baby – as in baby talk. Half the time her head can’t stay straight, lolling around on her neck like a bobble. I’m told she also has no boundaries and allegedly, several times, when she had to pee, even though one of the washrooms was being used as a staging area, she would drop trou and make a tinkle WITHOUT CLOSING THE DOOR and an entire crew working around her. Allegedly of course.
Still worse…
The girl allegedly can’t stop touching herself. As in fondling her breasts, rubbing between her legs… I can hardly bear to write this. She apparently goes about it absent-mindedly, as if not aware she’s not alone and at the same time, genuinely curious about her own body, described to me as “like a 5 year old discovering her genitalia for the first time”. Allegedly of course.
So they had one sitting, they were able to get shot. But then paranoia apparently took over, Britney became convinced people were ridiculing her (they probably were), and took off abruptly without explanation. Word is the magazine is scrambling now as it’s supposed to be a cover story, they need more than one image – trying to make it happen for today. She later allegedly explained that she was uncomfortable because she had no idea so many people would be there and it would be such a “big production”. She also thought she looked too “fat”. Allegedly of course.
Thing is, everyone I’ve talked to feels badly for her. Everyone used the word “lost” and “tragic” and having pushed everyone away, and too genetically stupid to take care of herself, Britney is clearly headed for Sad Smut. And Sad Smut don’t belong here…
Just an advance warning…
Jennifer Lopez and friends are jealous of real love… and baby Violet… she is beautiful and looks just like her mom. If Ben wanted Jennifer Hopez– he could have had her and married her…. HE DIDN'T WANT HER BIG FAT ASS.
Becoming Sad Smut
Britney’s photo shoot for the upcoming cover of OK Magazine…exclusive details from multiple sources only here and it’s pretty f&cked up so mind the legal Chinese ass coverage. You know how it is…
Yesterday reportedly when she was filming her new video, a photo shoot was also scheduled for the magazine’s upcoming cover story.
As you would expect, Britney supposedly showed up three hours late. When she arrived, she was allegedly out of her f*cking tree and even though everyone knew of her notorious eccentricities (which is putting it kindly) everyone was also shocked to see her so wasted, exhibiting behaviour outrageous even for her. Allegedly of course.
For instance…she had her dog with her – the new puppy she called London. Since London is a puppy and since she has yet to provide him with a proper, regular routine, of course London pissed and shat all over the place. And who picked up the poop? Britney picked up the poop…allegedly mopping it up with a Chanel dress. A Chanel dress. Allegedly of course.
Just the beginning…
I’m told she apparently kept choosing clothes that were 2 sizes too small so that rolls were squeezing out everywhere, giving the stylist a minor panic attack as it’s her professional portfolio and her job on the line if the images comes out bunk – a likely certainty even with the help of photoshoppe.
But it gets worse…
Britney allegedly wanders around babbling like a baby – as in baby talk. Half the time her head can’t stay straight, lolling around on her neck like a bobble. I’m told she also has no boundaries and allegedly, several times, when she had to pee, even though one of the washrooms was being used as a staging area, she would drop trou and make a tinkle WITHOUT CLOSING THE DOOR and an entire crew working around her. Allegedly of course.
Still worse…
The girl allegedly can’t stop touching herself. As in fondling her breasts, rubbing between her legs… I can hardly bear to write this. She apparently goes about it absent-mindedly, as if not aware she’s not alone and at the same time, genuinely curious about her own body, described to me as “like a 5 year old discovering her genitalia for the first time”. Allegedly of course.
So they had one sitting, they were able to get shot. But then paranoia apparently took over, Britney became convinced people were ridiculing her (they probably were), and took off abruptly without explanation. Word is the magazine is scrambling now as it’s supposed to be a cover story, they need more than one image – trying to make it happen for today. She later allegedly explained that she was uncomfortable because she had no idea so many people would be there and it would be such a “big production”. She also thought she looked too “fat”. Allegedly of course.
Thing is, everyone I’ve talked to feels badly for her. Everyone used the word “lost” and “tragic” and having pushed everyone away, and too genetically stupid to take care of herself, Britney is clearly headed for Sad Smut. And Sad Smut don’t belong here…
Just an advance warning…
Jesus Christ, You call THAT a bulging belly? Perez get some fucking glasses.
She's skinnier than ever.
I agree with those who say Jennifer Garner is a major Ho, she sucked my cock too when we were shooting Alias. She plays the classy card that chicks play in hollywood, but is really stupid because everyone knows is just a facade.
Jesus Christ, You call THAT a bulging belly? Perez get some fucking glasses.
THINK ABOUT IT WHY IF BEN AFFLECK KNEW HER BEFORE JLO ( I BELIEVE THEY KNEW EACH OTHER IN THE MOVIE PEARL HARBOR ) WHY HE DID NOT LIKE HER THEN? OR WHY HE DID NOT DATE HER THEN? JLO DUMPED HIM BECAUSE HE IS AN ASSHOLE,SHE WAS FEED UP OF DATING AND MARRYING ASSHOLES, SO SHE DUMPED HIM WHEN SHE KNEW OF HIS PARTYING IN A STRIPCLUB, GARNER WAS HIS CRYING SHOULDER THAT'S WHY HE SPERMINATED HER AND THEN MARRY HER
Jennifer is a ho who hates jennifer lopez because she is famous. I don't really like jlo, but jennifer garner gives me the creeps, that lizard face is so creepy, i must say the recipients of her blow-jobs must be brave, i bet she bites.
#10, what's YOUR problem?? Why the hell are you so mean?? Are you that ugly that you can't be happy for anyone remotely cute? Guess you need a lot of LOVE vibes… PEACE!
Jen Garner should write a rule book on how to behave if you're a celebrity. She's lovely.
I agree with Krefelt, Ben knew Jennifer Garner way before jlo and he didn't make any attempts to date her because he didn't like her. I think the guy just went for a free blowjob which turned into a big mistake.
Unless it's Nicole Richie who may be pregnant. Then that's worse than someone possibly going to rehab…
THINK ABOUT KNEW GARNER BEFORE THAN JLO ( I BELIEVE THEY KNEW EACH OTHER IN PEARL HARBOR ,WHERE HE PLAYED A MAJOR ROLE AND SHE PLAYED THE NERDY NURSE) WELL ,IF HE KNEW HER BY THEN WHY HE DID NOT LIKE HER? OR WHY HE DID NOT DATE HER? JLO DUMPED HIM WHEN SHE LEARNED OF HIS HARD PARTYING IN A NIGHTCLUB, SHE DUMPED HIS SORRY ASS BECAUSE SHE WAS TIRED OF MARRYING OR DATING ASSHOLES,THEN HE WENT TO GARNER, SHE WAS "HIS CRYING SHOULDER" THAT'S WHY HE SPERMINATED HER AND THEN MARRY HER.I KNOW THAT SOME PEOPLE HATE TO HEARD THE TRUTH BUT IT IS WHAT IS
i heard asslee is preggarz too!
yep #48 you are right on the money. As a guy I do feel sorry for Ben.
omg… if you think thats a bulging belly….THATS SAD for thr rest of us!!! that belly is NOT bulging!!! leave her alone!!!
Jennifer Garner is a fake she is not sweet, I bet she's a bitch, i think krefeld hit the nail, is so truth I never thougth about that
Bulging belly? I don't see it. Asses
Jennifer Garner is a fake she is not sweet, I bet she's a bitch, i think krefeld hit the nail, is so true I never thougth about that
She walks like a dude.
She's preggers!!!
looks like a shadow to me! but if she is congrats to her, shes one of the few good mothers in hollywood
Is that seriously a "bulging belly"? Yikes, don't take any pictures of me then.
Frankly, I'm sick & tired of hearing about Jennifer–Garner, Lopez, Aniston and Connelly. There's like 4 Jennifers where I work too!!!!! I'd like to hear about what's going on with Reese Witherspoon & Jake Gyllenhall… or Jessica Biel & JT. Or how bout Dave Navarro the sex machine! * Hee *
There no baby bump! thats just the shirt!
If she were really pregnant I don't think she would have been doing all that surfing in Hawaii.
Krefeld….you annoy me. Be gone!
another celebrity creating another spawn, big deal. And why should she have to announce anything??
Perez you are a wizard!, she is pregnant for sure just look at that belly!!!
Krefeld is right, I saw "pearl harbor" and jen garner is in it. I always wondered why he didn't make a move on her back then, now it becomes clear that she trapped Ben. I like Ben before he married jen, he was so hot and fine, but now he's not even a shadow of what he used to be.
Humarock7 Why Krefeld annoy you? at least he/she is not lying…
Didn't they just show pictures of her wearing a swimsuit in Hawaii? She didn't look pg there. It looks like the wind is just blowing her shirt.
Saggy tits + bulging tummy= "Pregnant"
#10 Nicky you are funny….lol…"hopefully she won't shit out a kid anytime soon"…ha ha ha…lol. FUNNY. The world does not need another reptile.
I love J.Lo. She's finally gonna make a public appearance and be interviewed on Jay Leno on Monday! Perez, mark your calendar!!!!
both nicky and ron are as*holes. shit out a reptile, not funny just stupid
Aww that's great if it's true, her other daughter looks just like her. Let her announce it when she's ready to.
(if she is actually pregnant)
It's ridiculous when celebrities try to deny the obvious… She is pregnant and like other celebrities tries to deny it until she's ready to pop. Jennifer is a very ugly woman and I feel so sorry for her.
Women shouldn't feel offended when someone speaks the truth, I think she looks like a lizard in a man's body, but I also think Jennifer Garners has the right to be happy in her own way.
she doesn't have a baby bump wtf
She looks so pregnant, when is she due?
Should pregnant women be surfing???
Pregnant or not Jennifer Garner remains an ugly bitch
Perez is right she looks preggers,
I love perez to the max!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love perez
well…if you were married to ben affleck you would probably be pregnant too…or your asshole would hurt alot right now. i say: YES. her shirt maybe blowing up… but her boobs got bigger too…baby on the way!
Lizard face ha ha ha, that's so accurate… she looks like an ugly lizard ha ha ha saggy tits that reminds me of jennife aniston ha ha ha lol lol lol lol lol
Just a second ago, I was typing my comment when a PICTURE OF BEN AFFLECK FLASHED WITH A THREATENING MESSAGE I HOPE HE IS NOT TRACKING THE COMMENTS BECAUSE HE WILL BE IN A MAJOR LEGAL TROUBLE IF HE DOES.
jennifer garners a big cunt
Jennife Garner is an ugly cunt
GOOD!!!!! ANOTHER KNIFE IN LOPEZ'S ASS. I LOVE IT. SHE SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would think if it were true
she'd cover it up better right now
just to keep the press off her ass .
I think she is about 12-13 Weeks pregnant. And I thought she was pregnant in the bikini pictures. Being pregnant does not look the same as being fat.
#77 KEN: YOU ARE WARPED DUDE!!!!!!! IF YOU NEED TO ASK WHY, THEN YOU ARE STUPID TOO.
You people are horrible. Jennifer is gorgeous, Ben is gorgeous and Violet is gorgeous…and even if they weren't…how horrible it is to say such mean things about seemingly nice people and their child. Even though she's famous, it still doesn't make it ok to be so mean. Get a fucking life.
ben didnt hit on her before bc she was married to that other guy, whats his name???anyway, i bet its a hard hit 4 Jlo since shes like all into having kids..i guess we now know who's the infertile one…poor JLO…well she'll get one eventually, like internationally or homeland, whatever????
JENNIFER GARNER LOOKS LIKE A LIZARD WITH A BULGING TUMMY.
…..AND A BULGING VAGINA TOO. BEN LOOKS LIKE A WIMPY FROG
THE AFFLECKS ARE JUST PLAIN UGLY AND SO OOLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDD
THEY ARE ENVIOUS OF CURVY BEAUTIFUL JLO.
She can't be preggers cuz BEN BANGS HER IN THE ASS AND THEN THEY SWITCH ROLES WHEN SHE PUTS ON HER STRAP-ON SALLY….HA HA HA HA HAH HA HA HA
Poor violet inherited trollism from jen and down syndrom from ben's hep C.
Yep it's pretty clear the Afflecks hate jlo, but the public loves her.
Any1 cares to bring up jlo again?
Jenni Garner was planning everything, for the exact moment to attack so she could end up with Ben, but he is ugly know ja,ja,ja,ja he isn't the Hot guy he used to be, Matt is to waiting for him so they could be together Matt and Ben marriages are just a facade they are Gay
I always suspected they were gay but I wasn't sure until now. I think the Hawaii vacations and script writting was just an excuse for them to lock up themselves for hours.
Does anyone really care?!