Linda's Boytoy Says Hulk Wants To Kill Him, Court Just Laughs

A Florida court deniedLinda Hogan‘s Hulk-look-alike boytoy a temporary restraining order against the real Hulk, her soon-to-be former husband.
Dipshit Charley claims he was afraid for his life because the Hulk harassed him in his car, tailgating and pulling up next to the lad to stare at him at a traffic light. He says he “fears [Hogan] will attempt to injure or kill him” because of his association with Linda.
Hah! He wishes!
We wish!
Hulk’s lawyer said it was just another one of Linda’s attempts to shit-smear the Hulk.
He said, “She should concentrate on something else because the Hulk is already doing the job himself quite thoroughly.”
Just kidding about the last part – natch.
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