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What A Birthday Party!!!!!!

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Wow. Wow. Wow.

Our 31st bday bash on Saturday night was the best birthday party we have EVER had!!!!!

The legendary Viper Room on Sunset Blvd was filled with our closest friends and family and some really good music!

Miz Christina Aguilera was our surprise performer for the evening, delighting the crowd with her fierce vocals and even fiercer divaliciousness!

The Jonas Brothers surprised Perez by presenting him with his birthday cake and an acoustic guitar signed by the group.

And, for the second year in a row, the a-m-a-z-i-n-g DJ Mighty Mi kept the energy high with his super skillful song selections!

Revelers included Amanda Bynes, Ashley Tisdale, Aubrey O'Day, Brittany Snow, Brittney Gastineau, Christina Aguilera, Cisco Adler, Dean and Dan Caten, Diane Warren, Doug Reinhardt, Dr. Luke, Emmy Rossum, Ferras, Heidi Montag, Jamie King, Jeppe, Jessica Stroup, Jonas Brothers, Kim Kardashian, Lacey Schwimmer, Meghan McCain, Meiko, Paris Hilton, Pia Glenn, Robin Antin, Ross Mathews, Salman Rushdie, Schwayze, Spencer Pratt, Steve-O and Tara Reid.

What an eclectic group of people, huh?????

Our 31st OMFG could not have been made possible without the help of Bruce Starr and everyone at BMF Media Group, Ben Russo and everyone at EMC PR and our amazing sponsors: 5 Gum, Alize, Belvedere IX, Café Bustelo, Cold Stone Creamery, Dos Equis, Fiji Water, FUZE Beverage, Gordon Ramsay's, Ookisa, Red Bull, The London Hotel, YMI Jeanswear and Zirh.

We almost had too much fun at our party! It was sad when it was over because it felt like it happened so quickly.

A few blinks later and the party was over!

But, it's special moments like our birthday bash that make all our hard work worth it, and it helps us to realize how lucky we are and how much we appreciate every moment.

Tomorrow is not guaranteed!

Make today Perezcious!!!!!

[P-Nasty's kilt by Rough Trade, boots by Doc Martens, and thanks to Johnny Wujek for helping us get the bow tie and the shirt (by Theory).]

243 comments to “What A Birthday Party!!!!!!”

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  1. 1

    Aww guess what? WE DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK.



  2. 2

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    GAY.
    GAY.
    GAY, I SAY.
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  3. 3

    cooool.



  4. 4

    perez…you know how lucky you are that JB sang to you

    ne ways hope you had fun!!!!!



  5. 5

    WE DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK.



  6. 6

    Yeah Your welcome ass! If it werent for all the "metiches" youd be prostituting yourself!



  7. 7

    whoa you did have a decent party.



  8. 8

    Re: HollywoodTown – true that



  9. 9

    Perez thinks he's royalty now. "Our 31st bday.." lol Happy Birthday, gossip girl!



  10. 10

    Re: Mike_Rotch – ive been puking all night reading his shit, damn not again



  11. 11

    Woot woot perez you rock! haha the poster on top Happy Birthday pictures please;)



  12. 12

    we want PICTURESSSSSSSSSS

    come on perezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



  13. 13

    omg xtina was there!! im so glad it was good perez it sounds friggin awesome

  14. m.j says – reply to this


    14

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
    I'm sorry I just had to type that. That picture is tooooo funny. Congratz Perez.
    Maybe I should drop out and become a blogger just like you :)



  15. 15

    WOW…..now dats wat i call a party=



  16. 16

    One intellectual in a sea of mindless fodder. Rushdie must have been there to score.
    LOL!
    Happy Bday P!
    Glad you had fun.



  17. 17

    I want some pictures of the Jonas Brothers, Perez! Hook us up!



  18. 18

    Re: .perezhilton.com – fairweather friend



  19. 19

    ********** SALMAN RUSHDIE???? *******
    What was he doing at your birthday party????



  20. 20

    oo i can't wait for pictures tomorrow!

    p.s. i loveee the poster as well lol



  21. 21

    You're always talking shit about most of the "revelers" so what the fuck Perez?
    Are you a fame hungry hypocrite or what?



  22. 22

    so pretty much no one but hanger ons showed up at your party? blows hard for you



  23. 23

    Was Hugo Chavez there to give you tips on how to censor your comments on your blog?



  24. 24

    no pictures?



  25. 25

    all you muppets that are writing you don't give a fuck, clearly you do otherwise you wouldn't be on his site….i think the dude is a dick and somehow his site has become about him but don't go saying you don't give a fuck when you take the time to 1. read his site, 2. go to the trouble of posting on his site and 3. coming back to his site.
    you're all losers!!!!



  26. 26

    Re: HollywoodTown – WHY are you here, then? WHY? Sounded like a gr8 nite!



  27. 27

    it was your birthday?

    no one gives a fuck.

    WOW!



  28. 28

    I hate to say it, but I'm actually proud of the Jonas Brothers for not perpetuating the myth that evangelicals have to be homophobes. You go!



  29. 29

    Re: FAWK U – you can talk



  30. 30

    Re: Minnesnowta – I agree…Salman Rushdie is a VERY Random P.H. party guest!



  31. 31

    Re: taytaybebe – dude that picture of you just freaks the shit out of me



  32. 32

    sounds fun.
    haha and that picture is THE funniest pic I have ever seen!!! LOL
    happy belated!



  33. 33

    Salman Rushdie????What are you…some kind of author or somethin' ? LOL!!!!

    Perez, this means you gotta be nicer to Tara Reid and Spencer Pratt and Heidi.
    That's too bad, bcz while I think you should be nicer to Tara, poor thing, I want you to keep being mean to Spencer and Heidi. I cannot stand them. They are SO useless…anyway, Happy Birthday!



  34. 34

    ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT. I HAVE TO ADMIT. THAT'S A PRETTY FUCKING IMPRESSIVE GUEST LIST. AND I LOVE THE VIPER ROOM. I'VE PARTIED THERE AND IT LIVES UP TO THE HYPE.



  35. 35

    BTW, this picture is hilarious !



  36. 36

    Make today Perezcious??? Now I'm throwing up!!! That's just too over the top you narcissistic pig.



  37. 37

    most of the ppl who went are the same ppl you bash on ur site.



  38. 38

    GOOD FOR FUC*ING YOU MAN!!!



  39. 39

    Happy Birthday….

    I'm so glad the circus showed up for your birthday!
    And I can't believe they let the Jonas Gays in!



  40. 40

    Re: google – #28 Has it dawned on you that you are a "loser" then by your own admission???



  41. 41

    "Our 31st…" Who the fuck is Our???? Damn Perez you make me sick…



  42. 42

    What a dull pic!



  43. 43

    i wish i was there
    jonas brothers



  44. 44

    I see a bunch of losers came to your party… no A-listers, Perez? Paris Hilton has Aids, did ya hear?

  45. epic says – reply to this


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    fuck, i have to boycott doc martens =(
    do you always have to be disgusting? what if a women have had photoshopped herself next to some young dude and handed it out the world!! as a birthday invitation? *yowls* sorry, but this is a no go!

  46. MP says – reply to this


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    Salman Rushdie? How odd. He could've hung out with Perez's mom all night I guess. :) As for Aubrey O'Day…why would she go to Perez's party when he makes fun of her all the time? If I were her I wouldn't go.



  47. 47

    What, NO Britney Spears? I guess she couldn't get her leash lengthened enough to get away from her 24/7 babysitters. Christina Aguilera is a better singer and dancer anyway, so I'm sure no one missed the has-been Pop Tart.

    Happy 31st Birthday!



  48. 48

    Wait, how come Miley didn't show up? Or Lezlo? Or Vanessa? And I thought you hated Heidi? So basically, what you're saying is all of Hollyweird is a bunch of two-faced, lying, drug addicted, HIV carrying, losers? I don't dout it for one iota that, what, 95% of you people are disturbed?



  49. 49

    don't you talk smack about all these people why would they go or perform? either they get paid or really really need attention. lame



  50. 50

    Re: MP

    Why? Because all of Hollywood, the B and below listers anyway, are in bed with eachother for press. They fucking all talk shit about each other, have ZERO loyalty, but party with each other anyway. Why you ask? Because it doesn't matter who supplies the cocaine.



  51. 51

    I



  52. 52

    Re: jaidee

    Most of these people probably pay gay Mario for the press. Remember, bad press is better than no press. These C listers are pathetic. Some aren't even real celebs? Montag, O'Dday, Doug Reinheart, Paris???? These people are not real celebs. Fuck, if they are I am too.

  53. DALE says – reply to this


    53

    Basically any celebrity that would kiss your ass would show up. As they say in hollywood, keep your friends close, your enemies nearer.



  54. 54

    Oh man, Im trying so hard to like your site, but theres too much YOU on it. and there's too much of you with young boys. That picture is your wet dream. Stop reporting on yourself and get back to reporting! and do it quicker than the other sites instead of LAST! YOUR birthday is not news! The people who suck up 2 u and u them are NOT news. Dont become irrelevant!



  55. 55

    Spencer Pratt is the ugliest guy alive.



  56. 56

    i wouldnt think that many celebs would go to your birthday party…

    tara reid? was she making a fool of herself??



  57. 57

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style Hates Perez – ……i might be impressed if someone else had thrown it…..or reported on it



  58. 58

    :-( Oh no Perez, you've….. become one of T-H-E-M..



  59. 59

    btw perez, you sure dont look 31, sure your not 51? see what dick sucking does to you?



  60. 60

    Bunch of Z-listers at your party. Kinda pathetic.



  61. 61

    It's too bad Steve-O didn't staple Spencer Pratt's sack to his thigh…..
    But then again, I don't think Spencer's balls have even dropped yet.



  62. 62

    -amanda bynes, doug whatever and paris crabs-thought the 3 of them could not be in the same building-according to YOU
    -Salman Rushdie-does he still have a hit on his life by extreme islam? was he hiding at your party figuring that they would never ever dare look there?
    -xtina must be getting desparate
    -all your sucking up to pattinson and zac did nothing
    -no date?
    -wow, you have to have had one of the largest herds of z listers together in a while, how did you get them all together? instead of an invite, im them with rumors of casting directors hanging out talking about new series on e, mtv, vh1 etc. and they were looking for that paris look, spencer attitude, etc?

    zac at this point must be vomiting his large intestine out, did you receive the restraining order yet and the $4mill lawsuit and shutdown order? not good having the sponsors with his photo, unless you had his permission.



  63. 63

    heidi and spencer suck. they don't count as celebs. none of those goddamn hills or the city or whatever the fuck show mtv plays now er considered. what happened to music television?

  64. are13 says – reply to this


    64

    so much to say, so little care for the topic…but I will say, why are your "Revelers" names listed in alphabetical order?? you are like a psychopath…wierd



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  66. 66

    You deserve it Mario, Happy Birthday baby Love you XXXOOO



  67. 67

    So where was Brangelina?



  68. 68

    E-LIST PARTY!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY:)



  69. 69

    Re: .perezhilton.com – FUCK YOU SWEET! TRYING TO STIR SHIT UP THE OTHER DAY! SNEAKY BITCH! YOU'RE ON MY PEOPLE TO SHIT AND PISS ON LIST!!!



  70. 70

    Re: mattvoyager – He's kind of a big deal….in his own fucked up pedo mind.



  71. 71

    heidi and spencer aren't even celebs. none of those the hills or the city or whatever the fuck its called are considered celebs. just wannabes. what ever happened to MUSIC television?



  72. 72

    perez this time if you went to shit



  73. 73

    So this is what a gossip site looks like? Shameless self promotion? Fucking sad and pathetic, Mario. I could give a shit about your birthday or your life. You are nobody, deal with it!



  74. 74

    oops. sorry, posted twice.Re: Hmmmm….

    ahahah. i'm sure they didn't drop.



  75. 75

    Re: mamajud – EXACTLY! MARIO IS TOO STUPID TO FIGURE OUT WE COME HERE FOR CELEB GOSSIP AND NOT TO HEAR ABOUT HIS BITCH ASS!
    POOR TEDDY…I HEARD HE'S HAVING TROUBLE WALKING =(

  76. DALE says – reply to this


    76

    "Dr.luke" a.k.a lukasz gottwold is the hitmaker behind katy perry, kelly clarkson and Avril Lavigne? the same Avril Lavigne which hilton went outta his way to destroy, what the fuck was he doing there?!.



  77. 77

    Re: .perezhilton. – THANKS :) I LOOK JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER!!! BEING BLACK ON PH IS AWESOME…I NEED ME SOME GRAPE DRINK…CAN YOU GET ME A GLASS? THANKS BITCH!



  78. 78

    Salman Rushdie AND Paris Hilton? Truly, America can make room for ANY type of fame-whore, from the profound to the vapid, just as long as they have a psychotic need for cheap attention.



  79. 79

    Re: FAWK U – THEY ARE ACTUALLY OUR BITCHES BUT ARE SHY TO REVEAL THEIR STATUS TO THE PUBLIC!!! TELL THOSE BITCHES WHAT TO DO!!! ONE OF MINE IS FIXING MY 'FRO AND MAKING ME A SANDWICH! HAHA



  80. 80

    Re: CuddlyCarla – "I hate to say it, but I'm actually proud of the Jonas Brothers for not perpetuating the myth that evangelicals have to be homophobes."

    I would imagine that it helps when at least one of them is officially gay and living with his BF, darling.



  81. 81

    Re: .perezhilton.com
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    What happened to all the fucking peace and love?
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    .



  82. 82

    Re: .perezhilton. – YOU SECRETLY ENVY BLACK MEN AND WOMEN!!! YOU WANT TO BE BLACK SO YOU RESORT TO RIDICULOUS NAME CALLING!!! CALL ON BITCH…I'LL BE WAITING HAHAHAHAH



  83. 83

    Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – SWEET AKA BITCH ASS FRAUD…OH SORRY WHAT DID I CALL HER LAST NIGHT…RIGHT,
    SWEET-DISEASE IS NOT ABOUT PEACE! THAT BITCH WOULDN'T KNOW PEACE IF IT CRAWLED UP HER FAT ASS, STARTED A FAMILY AND DIED!

  84. DALE says – reply to this


    84

    Re: Incognito! – unfortunately they are celebrities, it's the same world which made paris hilton famous, just be seen that's it. Hopefully mtv will die, it's only about marketing towards impressionable tweens, and selling "cool", thankfully people just go on youtube anyway.



  85. 85

    Re: .perezhilton. – what are you….some kind of racist?



  86. 86

    Wasn't the Jonas bros at that award show last night ? how can they be at you're hoedown?



  87. 87

    Awww, all things aside, glad you had a great bday Perez.



  88. 88

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style Hates Perez – DAMN I'M SEXY!!! WATCH OUT PEOPLE! MEOW!!!



  89. 89

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style Hates Perez – #91.. lol.. i want some apple drink.. it's green!



  90. 90

    Re: FAWK U – NIGHT SEXY!!! OWN THE HATER BITCHES TOMORROW…YOU ALWAYS DO!!! :)



  91. 91

    Hmmmm…. I won't believe that JB OR ASHLEY TISDALE were at your party until I see proof. Seriously at the for 2 hours and then they all went out with a bunch of other disney stars at the viper room. Plus, I'm sure JB was afraid you'd RAPE them!



  92. 92

    Re: FAWK U – NOTHING BUT PEACE AND LOVE LB! UNTIL NEXT TIME . . . . .



  93. 93

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style Hates Perez
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    DAMN CHICA, YOU GOT ME CRACKING UP! JAJAJAJA
    .



  94. 94

    Half of the people there Perez talks major shit about…get ready people, he's going to kiss those people's ass that were there from now on! and no wonder he went from trashing christina to kissing her ass…he knew she was going to perform at his birthday. this is all a bunch of bullshit. Perez is fake. and gets paid to kiss ass.



  95. 95

    lol, and in continuation to my last post, IDK if your party was in the viper room or not, but the people who were there NEVER said anything about YOU being there so if your counting that you SAW jb as in they actually went to your party, then you need a life.



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  97. 97

    Only one I've heard of is Salman Rushdie, was he lost?



  98. 98

    Re: Mike_Rotch – CRAN GRAPE THE DRINK OF CHAMPIONS!!! YEAH YEAH
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    Re: Melissa is always RIGHT:) I LUVRE YOU!



  99. 99

    Is Perez wearing a light-blue bra in this photo???



  100. 100

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style Hates Perez – EWWWW, GROSSSS! THEY BE SOME FREAKY HOS!

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