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Obama To The Rescue! President Enacts Plan To Protect Wildlife!

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President Obama is going to do what he can to save the animals! All of them! Yay!

President Obama cares a whole lot about animals, and not just his cutie pooches Bo and Sunny.

He loves animals across the world! That's why he wants to do something about illegal wildlife trafficking networks all over the globe.

Things are getting pretty bad because

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Sunny And Bo Obama Are Two Dapper Doggies At The White House State Dinner!

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Last night, President Barack Obama and Michelle Obama hosted a State Dinner in honor of French president Francois Hollande!

And of course it wouldn't be an exclusive White House party without the First Dogs of the United States!

Sunny and Bo Obama looked ready to chow down as they prepared for the dinner and claimed their seats ahead of time!

Bo was quite dapper as he wore a couple of ribbons while Sunny was sporting some serious bling for the extravagant event!

We're guessing these two didn't actually get to sit at the table for the fancy feast, however, they both were definitely dressed to impress!

[Image via Twitter.]

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Russell Simmons Writes Letter To President Obama Urging Him To Stop Dolphin Slaughter In Japan! Tons Of Other Celebs Sign!

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Listen up, President Obama!

Sean Penn, Cher, Susan Sarandon, Jennifer Hudson, Gwyneth Paltrow, Charlize Theron, Ellen DeGeneres and William Shatner, along with others have signed a letter written by Russell Simmons urging you to step and and stop Japan’s annual roundup and slaughter of bottlenose dolphins!

It's high time this tradition be stopped — and we're fully aware how cultures deserve their own traditions and how they should be respected. That is, as long as they're not bringing ANYONE or ANYTHING harm!

The letter was addressed to Caroline Kennedy, the U.S. ambassador to Japan.

Here's some of what the letter said:

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Marijuana Poisoning In Dogs On The Rise! Do Not Smoke Pot Around Your Pets!

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Marijuana poisoning in dogs is on the rise! Super dangerous!

Marijuana is one of the safer drugs out there, even compared to alcohol!

Why, just ask reformed dope smoker President Obama!

You know how much weed you'd have to smoke to overdose on pot??

Theoretically, (a judge once did the math) you'd have to smoke about 1,500 pounds of marijuana in about 15 minutes to ingest a lethal dose!!

You'd die from smoke inhalation, asphyxiation and Doritos hunger before you ever O.D.ed.

Sadly, a dog can actually die from marijuana consumption!

Whether they

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President Obama A Turkey Torturer?! Read What Singer Morrissey Said About The Prez HERE!

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There wasn't any turkey on Morrissey’s Thanksgiving table this year!

Actually, there won’t be any meat at all since he’s a vegan. Nor will there be a Thanksgiving table EVER, since Morrissey is English.

And he certainly wouldn’t celebrate the traditional day of thanks even if he was an American because according to him, Thanksgiving should be called "Thankskilling"!

Yikes… Way to suck the fun outta this holiday!

The often outspoken musician is now taking aim at the custom of giving two turkeys a presidential pardon before Thanksgiving. He even went so far as to call out President Obama as a turkey torturer!

What the what?!? Are we waterboarding turkeys or something?

Ch-ch-check out Morrisesy’s angry open letter. He writes:

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Obama's Pardoned Turkey Will Just Die Anyway!

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President Obama's pardoned turkeys don't actually live much longer to enjoy their freedom.

Well this just burst a magical Thanksgiving fantasy we had.

One of the best parts of Thanksgiving is when the President pardons two turkeys from having to be eaten.

Sure, when President Obama waves his magic hand, the turkeys are no longer on death row. Heck, they even move to George Washington's historic home of Mount Vernon.

But after that? They don't make it very long.

The problem is

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National Thanksgiving Turkey Pardon: U Choose Who Lives!! (And Who DIES??)

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You decide what turkey gets pardoned by the President... but what happens to the other one??

Here we go with another one of America's craziest traditions!

That's right, it's the real life America's Hunger Games!!

The White House wants U to choose which turkey will be pardoned on Thanksgiving day, which is terrifying because does this mean that Obama goes out in the back yard and kills the losing turkey?? Talk about another downfall of Obamacare!

JK!

Two turkeys, Caramel and Popcorn, are both fighting for their lives and a Presidential pardon!

Not only does each bird have a baseball card style list of stats, which you can see (below), you can even

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