Jay Z is one lucky man.
Little Blue Ivy isn't anywhere to be seen -- sometimes mommy and daddy need some sexy alone time!
Ch-ch-check out the sexy video, below:
American Idol is all about a commanding stage presence. So, when contestant Quentin Alexander was put on blast by judge Harry Connick Jr., neither backed down!!
It all started during Wednesday's live show, when Alexander performed his version of Are You Gonna Go My Way by Lenny Kravitz.
After the performance, host Ryan Seacrest noticed Alexander's angsty state and joined him onstage to ask what was up. The 21-year-old replied:
Way to catch everyone off guard with this joke by making it a day late, Justin Bieber!
In fact, after being ragged on so much at his roast, JB thought it'd be funny to kinda sorta announce to the world he'll be filling in Zaynie's spot!
Justin wrote on the social site:
Very quickly after Bieberoni sent out that tweet, Scooter Braun had to clear some things up before Directioners started attacking the pop star:
Ah, that jokester!!
While Justin isn't necessarily hopping in a recording booth with the English cuties, he's actually working with Kanye West on his next album!
The 21-year-old dished to Ryan Seacrest:
If you're anything like us, chances are you LOVE spending hours on Vine watching hilarious short clips!
But do you ever find yourself wishing they were just a tad bit shorter?? Because in this day and age, who has the time to put aside 7 seconds to watch some stupid video??
Well the geniuses at Funny or Die have the answers to all of your problems with Dips, a video service that works EXACTLY like Vine, except videos are only 1.5 seconds long!
Now obviously the whole thing is just one big joke for April Fool's Day, but Funny or Die really DID get tons of celebs to get in on the fun, and the results are HILARIOUS!
You've already seen Britney's (above)! Now check out some of our favorite Dips (below)!
Yikes! Talk about a VERY rough start!!!
But unfortunately the laughs didn't last very long as the host took the stage and started firing off jokes about Bruce Jenner's reported transition (above)!
That's right! Because apparently it's funny to crack jokes about trans people for being different! Shame on you, Jamie!
Ch-ch-check out the not-so-funny opening (above) and the Paul Blart bit (below) and sound off in the comments!
Ryan Seacrest brought out the cultural icon to hand over the results of last week's vote, but The Hoff took the opportunity to perform a six-song medley of '80s hits!
Going into the night's double elimination, we certainly weren't expecting to see anyone from Baywatch make a cameo, but we're glad it happened.
There's a new love interest in Ryan Seacrest's life, and it's not another TV or radio show he's added to his completely packed hosting resumé!
No, he is dating a model, and her name is Renée Hall!
You may now commence "awwwww"-ing!
Although a source dished that they've only gone on a few dates, he apparently invited her to his recent 40th birthday party in Napa Valley, which featured several celebrities!
You've seen #TheDress, right?
If you've been anywhere near the internet, or near anyone who has internet, you've probably at least heard about #TheDress.
It's from a British clothing store called Roman Originals and it's totally blue and black. In real life at least.
Online? Still up for debate.
It even made its way onto American Idol, riding on the back of Idol contestant Jax (pic below!).
Ryan Seacrest was still confused by #TheDress's power, tweeting out: