We are SO CLOSE to witnessing Princess Charlotte's christening!
The event is scheduled to take place at St. Mary Magadalene's Church on July 5, when many Americans will be nursing hangovers following Fourth of July celebrations.
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Kate Middleton and Prince William clearly didn't give a damn about us, y'all! LOLz, we kid.
The Archbishop of Canterbury, The Most Reverend Justin Welby, will personally baptize the little princess, and he will be joined by The Reverend Canon Jonathan Riviere and the Rector of the Sandringham group of parishes.
Sounds super fancy!
Great-grandparents Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip have obviously RSVP'd to the event, in addition to grandparents Prince Charles and Camila, Duchess of Cornwall, and Kate's parents Michael and Carole Middleton.
Almost two-year-old Prince George will also be there — stealing his little sister's shine! Ha!