Oh, blessed day!
Back to the drawing board, Drumpster!
Still not ready to acknowledge the fact that Donald Trump is our POTUS?
On this sacred day meant to honor our first president George Washington (and in some states Abraham Lincoln too)… for basically the first time EVER, we're wondering how we can celebrate President's Day without giving Drumpf any of the attention he so desperately craves.
So let's brainstorm some ways we can stick it to The Donald today — and every day, really — (below)!!!
These are the kind of ratings that make TV execs send robots back in time to terminate people.
(We bet you didn't even know the finale was last night, or the winner Matt Iseman is the host of American Ninja Warrior! Ha!)
Only about 3.4 million viewers saw the new Celeb Apprentice winner named, making it dead last among the big four networks.
But is it Arnold's fault? Or is The Donald himself responsible for the ratings tanking??
While Trump may enjoy the notion that
The President has had a lot to say about his Celebrity Apprentice replacement over the past few weeks, mostly about how the movie star is a failure of a TV host.
Earlier this week, the prickly POTUS attacked the Terminator star at the National Prayer Breakfast about his low Apprentice ratings. But Arnie clapped back, suggesting they switch jobs so the nation wouldn't be on the verge of destruction.
And like clockwork, Drumpf responded to Arnie's shade the very next day — by cutting down his tenure as Governor of California!
On Friday, he shared on Twitter:
Donald Trump has no class.
The President proved that fact to be true when he took a dig at Arnold Schwarzenegger while appearing at the National Prayer Breakfast on Thursday. Ugh, SERIOUSLY??
During the event, the Commander-in-Chief talked about how the former Governor of California replaced him on The Celebrity Apprentice — something he's still clearly bitter about as he asked the crowd to "pray" for Arnold's poor ratings. So unnecessary.
Thankfully, MSNBC caught the shade on camera as it has been widely shared on Twitter (below).
Not good! Very bad!
Early Friday morning, the President-elect sounded off on the business competition's Monday night return, which saw Schwarzenegger taking over the boardroom reigns.
Ratings for The New Celebrity Apprentice significantly dipped from its previous edition two years ago, with the premiere episode losing nearly half its adults 18-49 demographic than when Trump was host in 2015.
Never one to shy away from gloating, Trump couldn't pass up the opportunity to tell the American people how his successor got "swamped" in the ratings, sharing:
Hasta la vista, baby!
That classic line may not have been Arnold Schwarzenegger's new catchphrase on the New Celebrity Apprentice — but the season premiere revealed the action star had TWO signature firing lines to replace Donald Trump's "You're fired!"
The 69-year-old officially took over the boardroom from the President-elect on Monday night, uttering not one but TWO of his famous lines after kicking off the first contestant on the NBC reality show!
After the contestants were split into two teams, boys vs. girls (because Arnie's an old-fashioned guy like that), the actor narrowed down the chopping block to Snooki, Real Housewives of Atlanta Star Porsha Williams and TV host Carrie Keagan – who says guys can't sell makeup!?
So, which contestant was kicked off in the very first boardroom? In his first firing experience, the former Governor said: