No, not Allied...
[Image via Adriana M. Barazza/WENN.]
Right: A pink Barbie cake ready to be eaten.
Both are wearing tiered ombre ruffles, but we wanna know…
Who Wore It Better???
Total Votes: 5,492
UPDATE: Barbie won! Upon finding out, she told us, "How lucky am I to be alongside Lena? In my book, Lena takes the cake for rocking my signature color!"
So much so that old videos of the doll-like lady have started going viral, and for good reason!
One showcases Valeria’s surreal beach body in a string of video selfies that seem to have been pulled from her Instagram account.
It’s like her mind-boggling photos, but better — because you can tell she’s actually alive!! This human (or is she human…?) exists!!
Check out her beach video, plus a few other interesting vids…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Ever wondered what a Barbie doll would look like without any makeup?
Well, this might be as close as you'll ever get!!
Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova surprised many over the past few days by flooding her Facebook with a bunch of selfies. But it wasn't the selfies that were unusual — it was the amount of makeup she was wearing in them!
While Valeria usually prides herself in being dressed and made-up to look eerily like Ken's other half (don't tell him we said that, he might pop an implant), her recent photos show a significant decrease in makeup.
In fact, she even looks like a normal human being — which is a REALLY good thing in our opinion!
Still can't get over her offensive comments about "race-mixing" though.
Check out some of the other almost bare pics (below)!
[Image via Facebook.]
Well, what do we have here…
No, seriously, WHAT is going on?!
First of all, this Versace mini is missing a strap, or at least that’s what it looks like.
And all of the stitching details just don't work at all.
But dress aside, we love the color coordination of Victoria’s shoes, accessories, and makeup. It’s a total glam Barbie look!
We’re just NOT feeling that frock!
[Image via AP Images.]
Remember those Aqua Barbie Girl lyrics that say, “Life in plastic, it's fantastic!”
Well, that’s actually not always true.
Case in point: Human Barbie and Human Ken met last year, and didn’t like each other. AT ALL. Justin Jedlica (Ken) equated Valeria Lukyanova (Barbie) to a "drag queen", while Valeria retorted by saying he's had too much surgery and "overdid his lips". Unsurprisingly, that same feud continues today!
The man who’s undergone 140 cosmetic procedures to attain his Ken-like appearance said of Valeria:
Over the years, people have been fascinated by the “human Barbie” phenomenon.
But while people usually focus on the outward appearance of these barely-human beings, a GQ journalist decided to get inside the head one of the Barbiest of them all: Valeria Lukyanova.
So what’s behind that doll-like stare? Apparently racism, anti-feminism, anti-familyism (is that even a thing??), and some sort of dream guidance.
Check out the odd and unexpected HIGHlights…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
In case you haven’t heard of him yet, the man we speak of is Justin Jedlica. He gained fame a while back for having over 100 cosmetic procedures geared towards attaining a Ken doll appearance, and has appeared on both My Strange Addiction as well as The Doctors for his plastic surgery habit.
With this resurgence of human Barbie news, it’s only logical to update y’all on what Justin/Ken’s been up to!
He’s actually taken his passion for knifestyles and turned it into something productive!!
After enduring 145 procedures for over $168,000 (he recently had implants put in his biceps and deltoids), he’s opened up his own plastic surgery consultation business.
He happily revealed: