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Human Ken Figuratively Rips Human Barbie's Head Off! Yup, They Still Hate Each Other!

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Human Ken has some more harsh words for Human Barbie!

Remember those Aqua Barbie Girl lyrics that say, “Life in plastic, it's fantastic!”

Well, that’s actually not always true.

Case in point: Human Barbie and Human Ken met last year, and didn’t like each other. AT ALL. Justin Jedlica (Ken) equated Valeria Lukyanova (Barbie) to a "drag queen", while Valeria retorted by saying he's had too much surgery and "overdid his lips". Unsurprisingly, that same feud continues today!

As we mentioned earlier, GQ had quite the interview with Valeria on what being a human doll is like. Well, they also interviewed Justin about how much he dislikes Human Barbie (amongst other things).

The man who’s undergone 140 cosmetic procedures to attain his Ken-like appearance said of Valeria:

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Whoa. Human Barbie Lands GQ Interview & You Honestly Won't Believe What Comes Out Of Her Mouth! Bashes "Race-Mixing" And More!

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Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova gives GQ an outrageous interview!!

Over the years, people have been fascinated by the “human Barbie” phenomenon.

But while people usually focus on the outward appearance of these barely-human beings, a GQ journalist decided to get inside the head one of the Barbiest of them all: Valeria Lukyanova.

She recently upstaged the “brainless” human Barbie by claiming she survives on light and air only, though during her GQ interview she was actually on an all-liquid diet.

So what’s behind that doll-like stare? Apparently racism, anti-feminism, anti-familyism (is that even a thing??), and some sort of dream guidance.

Check out the odd and unexpected HIGHlights…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Now That You're Updated On The Lives Of Human Barbies, Find Out What Human Ken's Been Up To!

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Human Ken has turned his plastic surgery addiction into something productive -- find out what HERE!

When it comes to human Barbies, there are several versions of the female Barbie doll — but as far as we know, there’s only one man striving to become human Ken!

In case you haven’t heard of him yet, the man we speak of is Justin Jedlica. He gained fame a while back for having over 100 cosmetic procedures geared towards attaining a Ken doll appearance, and has appeared on both My Strange Addiction as well as The Doctors for his plastic surgery habit.

With this resurgence of human Barbie news, it’s only logical to update y’all on what Justin/Ken’s been up to!

He’s actually taken his passion for knifestyles and turned it into something productive!!

After enduring 145 procedures for over $168,000 (he recently had implants put in his biceps and deltoids), he’s opened up his own plastic surgery consultation business.

He happily revealed:

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This Human Barbie Claims She Doesn't Eat Or Drink! Survives On "Light & Air" Only!

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Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova claims she doesn't have to eat or drink to survive!

Back in 2000, Tyra Banks played the role of a life-size Barbie in the movie Life-Size.

And people have been trying to steal her thunder ever since!!

Just kidding, she’s probably not the one who started the whole “human Barbie doll” thing; we’ve all heard of people who want to become Barbies, right??

Like Blondie Bennett, who’s not only had plastic surgery to LOOK like the doll — she’s also embarked on a hypnotherapy mission to become totally brainless like one! Wouldn’t that end in death??

Then there’s Valeria Lukyanova (above), who’s been striving to look like Barbie for years. Remember that V magazine spread that kinda felt sorta creepy?

Well, now we’re learning how she achieves her absurdly small waistline.

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