And by a horse, we mean Henry Conway, the son of the disgraced British Member of Parliament Derek Conway, who's under investigation and has stepped down for reportedly pocketing over half a million tax payers dollars and spreading it throughout his family.

The 25 year old Henry made his way on Monday night to club Mahiki and arrived in, what else, a horsedrawn carriage. Now that's how a queen should travel!!! We're so jelly.

The carriage had two large horses in front and two coachmen with top hats and jackets.

Also in attendance at Mahiki last night was none other than Paris Hilton with boyfriend Benji Madden. We're sure she's hating the fact she didn't think of the carriage first!!

Even more interesting is the fact that Ms. Hilton got paid for her "appearance" at the club last night.

Paris pocketed over $135,000 for the night, and she wasn't even there for 2 full hours!! Paris arrived at 1:20am and returned to her Hilton hotel at 3:00am. That's almost $70k per hour!

We're DEFINITELY way jealous of that! We only make 65k per hour! ha ha ha ha We wish!!!!!

[Image via WENN.]

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Paris and Benji Madden have only been dating a matter of months, but the Hilton's are already talking marriage!!!

Paris' parents Rick and Kathy Hilton recently did an interview with Vegas Luxe Life and spoke about their daughter and her new boy toy.

Rick said Benji is "the perfect example of ‘don’t judge a book by its cover.' He’s polite, well-mannered, even calls me sir! We love him like family already. Benji doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke and is a healthy vegan!”

Kathy added, “He’s changed her life, and I really think she’s genuinely in love for the first time. He’s so good to her and for her. We couldn’t be happier for them. This has honestly become the real thing.”

Paris, who's currently on tour with Good Charlotte (and Mushy Fartone's also tagging along), has said on her personal blog recently, “I’ve been on tour with my boyfriend for almost a month now. We’ve been everywhere from South Africa to all around Europe. Its been so much fun. It has been an amazing and memorable experience.”

Kathy must really like him, though, she went on to add "Benji is great. They are both very lucky and it’s a perfect matchup. Since they’ve been together Paris has changed so much. She’s calmed, stopped running and now has a very real purpose—and its beautiful to see two wonderful people so perfect together. It’s a great love match and I have a funny feeling it’s going to go all the way and we’ve already given it our approval!”

Glad to see the parents approve. Wonder if an engagement is in the near future?

Screw the engagement. They'll probably announce the pregnancy first!!!

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It was widely reported this past weekend that Paris Hilton took a tumble in Prague, while on tour with boyfriend Benji Madden and his band Good Charlotte.

Many reports claim that the Prague paparazzi were at fault for her fall and subsequent chin injury, but these pictures show that Paris wasn't swarmed by paparazzi at all! It seems like the heiress simply tripped on the single stair leading from the Italian restaurant she was dining at to the street.

As she tumbled to the ground Benji nearly stepped on her head but managed some fancy footwork to barely escape it. He began to help her up but exchanged a few choice words with the lone photog instead.

Paris eventually made it to her feet and, obviously embarrassed, covered her head with her hood and hid in a corner on the street with Benji comforting her.

The two soon after rushed to their awaiting car with Paris refusing to uncover her hurt chin and seeming very angry with the situation.

Awww, it's okay, Paris. It happens to everyone.

Just roll with the punches…or the slips!

[Image by BSA via Fame Pictures.]

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Paris Hilton & Benji Madden continue their European adventures. The loved-up duo were spotted in Prague on Sunday.

Paris is keeping her mouth covered because __________.

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They're still together, and enjoying life on the road!

Dressed similarly in black, Paris and Benji Madden arrived at Munich International Airport in Germany.

The pair were just in South Africa, where his band performed at the Coke Fest and they took in the sights together, like going on safari and lots of shopping (of course).

Paris is expected to be in Europe with Madden through the end of the month, and possibly longer.

Nicole, meanwhile, has stayed behind with baby Harlow.

[Image by BARM via Fame Pictures.]

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Paris has landed!

Hilton (with boyfriend Benji Madden) arrived in South Africa today.

The socialite is officially a road bitch now!

Paris is joining Good Charlotte on tour, to spend time with her man.

How long do you think that will last????

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Stays together!

Paris Hilton is a giver. The socialite treated her boyfriend of a month (or so) to a his & hers facial and photo op on Tuesday.

Benji Madden celebrated his 29th birthday yesterday and he and Paris hit up the Ole Henriksen Face & Body Spa in West Hollywood.

She's bringing out the feminine side in him, and he's bringing out her inner rocker!

Are we gonna see Paris covered in tattoos soon????

[Image via WENN.]

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Benji Madden is so pussy whipped by Paris Hilton that hes letting his DJ career and contractual obligations go down the drain!

Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Prive Las Vegas hired the Good Charlotte rocker to spin at the hot new venue on Saturday night with a standard contractual non-compete agreement that he would not appear at any nightlife venues the evening prior.

The kicker is that in lieu of payment, Prive Las Vegas would make a generous donation to the Richie Madden Children's Foundation, just as they did when brother Joel DJ'd there a few weeks prior.

On Saturday morning, however, Prive Las Vegas learned that Benji had been out the night before with Paris at several clubs, in violation of his contract.

When asked why he violated his agreement he said, "I feel awful but i didnt know what to do, I'm crazy about this girl," a source tells us.

A rep for the club tells PerezHilton.com exclusively, "While Prive Las Vegas is a fan of the Madden brothers and the charity, they had no other choice but to cancel his appearance as we take our agreements very seriously. Luckily we had a rockin' packed Saturday night despite Benji's absence."

Let's hope he doesn't make this a regular occurrence!

And what about those kids that were gonna benefit from his DJ gig???? Shame.

Update: A source close to Benji and Paris tells us…

"Prive is just desperate for press. The real story is that Paris and Benji went to go spend a romantic weekend in Vegas for his birthday but Benji cancelled when he found out they wanted him to do both TV and magazine interviews on the red carpet. He had only agreed to do pictures. He said he would only DJ and wasn't there to do a press conference. He decided to cancel since the Prive people were so insistent and he felt used and annoyed. Plus, LAX, who works very closely with Paris, offered Benji a huge deal he couldn't refuse. Everyone in Vegas loves LAX and Pure. Paris planned a huge blowout at LAX and he chose his girl over some lame club. They are very happy and they had a blast!"

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Paris Hilton helped celebrate boyfriend Benji Madden's 29th birthday by organizing a romantic getaway to Las Vegas together this past weekend.

On Saturday night, the pair hit up a performance of The Beatles LOVE by Cirque du Soleil at The Mirage.

They were seen "cuddling throughout the show."

Later in the evening, the pair headed to LAX, where Benji chainsmoked the night away while keeping the PDA to a minimum with Paris. The most they did was hold hands.

Another week together. Defying expectations!

[Image by Ana Dobrijevic.]

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