Her mugshot looks like a teenager who just got grounded!

Gary Coleman's wife, Shannon Price, has been charged with two misdemeanors including domestic violence and disorderly conduct in Santaquin, Utah, where the couple have a home.

According to authories, Price allegedly broke household items and Gary was not harmed.

We wonder how bad it got that he had to call the cops?!

The troublemaker was booked at 8:32 p.m. and released on $1,205 bond.

Their marriage is a circus!

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Looks like pilfering is a family affair in some circles!

While Dane Cook's brother, Daryl McCauley, faces charges of embezzlement, McCauley's wife, Erika, has also been arrested and charged with "larceny by scheme and receiving/concealing stolen property."

The family that steals together…goes to court together?

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La Loca Lohan refuses to calm the eff down!!!!

At 4:20 a.m. on Sunday morning, the LAPD received reports of loud music at Lindsay Lohan's Hollywood Hills home and issued her a ticket for excessive noise.

Take a step back from the ledge, honey!!!

Get it together!

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Former professionial mountain biker Melissa Giove seems to have moved on to a more lucrative career!!!

After being tipped off, police followed Giove from the Albany airport in New York as she picked up a truck and filled it with drugs before driving to Sarasota County.

She then met up with accomplice Eric Canori and followed him to his home to unload some of her "goods."

Giove was arrested by officers at Saratoga Lake on Tuesday where investigators searched her trailer and residence only to discover nine cell phones, 400 pounds of marijuana and $2 million in cash.

Holy crap!!!!!!

The partners in crime are being charged with conspiracy and possession of a controlled substance with intent to distribute, where they face 5 to 40 years in prison and a fine of up to $2 million.

Pure stupidity!!!!

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Jon Cryer's ex-wife, Sarah Trigger, was arrested and booked for felony child neglect on Thursday.

Trigger was taken into custody at her Hermosa Beach home. The child present had rope or cord marks around the neck and a weapon was found that matched those marks.

Cryer and Trigger have an 8-year-old son but he was not the child involved in the alleged crime.

Trigger's bail was set at $100,000 and she has been released.

Thankfully, the child is safe!

An (alleged) abuser named Sarah Trigger!

Sounds like a Lifetime movie!

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Wacktor Tom Sizemore just can't get a break.

Responding to a violent disturbance call in Hollywood last night, cops happened upon Sizemore, and after discovering his $25,000 outstanding narcotics warrant from Bakersfield, arrested and booked him.

If he behaved, things might actually be easier for him, but some people just don't learn!

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For all the trouble O.J. Simpson causes, it never seems to be his fault! The once acquitted felon has appealed to the Nevada Supreme Court to overturn his armed robbery and kidnapping conviction.

Really?!

They had witnesses!

Simpson claims that his Las Vegas hotel room confrontation with two sports memorabilia dealers was tainted by judicial misconduct, a lack of racial diversity on the jury, and errors in sentencing and jury instructions.

The perpetual "race card" player is set to serve between 9 to 33 years in prison.

It could take a year or more for justices to issue a ruling.

Stop wasting our taxpayer money, Juice!

Do your time, douche!

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A handwritten poem penned by Bob Dylan as a teenager is being put of for auction by Christie's.

It was later revealed that the poem, titled Little Buddy - which references a family dog, was a revised version of song by late country singer Hank Snow.

The song was recorded 11 years before Dylan's poem!

Christie's has acknowledged the discrepancy and the auction will continue as scheduled.

What would U pay for Bob Dylan's "brilliance?"

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Janice Thibideaux, the woman who choked Simon Cowell's ex, Terri Seymour, at the Idol finale taping on Tuesday, explains the motive behind her attack.

She claims to have acted in response to Simon choking Paula Abdul in jest on the previous week's show.

Okay, loon!

The suspect, who is currently behind bars and has not spoken to a lawyer yet, explains:

“I wasn’t cool with Simon Cowell choking Paula Abdul on the show last week and with her crying-out ‘help’ as he did so. Nobody said anything about that so I wanted to confront him about it because that is not appropriate behavior, is it? She was taking some photographs with her camera and I knew she was his girlfriend so I went up to her to tell her how I felt. We started arguing and then I put my hands around her neck and started choking her just like Simon had done with Paula. “Then I walked away and I was tackled by the police but I don’t regret what I did because of what Simon did to Paula, nobody seemed to care about that.”

Thibideaux even claims to have been a former security guard on Idol!

Yikes! You would think they screen these people!

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