It's been a few weeks since her alleged fight with another cast member at Atlanta' Biltmore Hotel, but Real Housewives of Atlanta star Porsha Williams just finally got served by justice.
An arrest warrant was issued on Wednesday for simple battery and, sure enough, Porsha turned herself in to the authorities just minutes ago.
In case you forgot, the supposed brawl took place on March 27th between Porsha and her co-star Kenya Moore, but apparently it took a few weeks to get Kenya's statement because she was busy filming.
Wow! At least it made for a dramatic reunion episode of RHOA!
Shortly after turning herself in, Porsha was released on a $2K bond.
We aren't sure what the future might hold for her, but she should sleep soundly knowing she takes a totally seXXXy mugshot.
[Image via Fulton County Police.]
In the world of awful pranks, there are jokes that go too far too soon — or the kind that are simply in poor taste.
Then there's this effin' guy.
A 25-year-old man was arrested yesterday after leaving a backpack at the finish line of the Boston Marathon hours after the city held a memorial service to mark the one year anniversary of the bombings that claimed four lives and injured many more a year ago.
Police caught the suspect as he ran
Chris Brown is movin' on up the prison circuit!
After spending 23 hours a day in solitary confinement in El Lay jail, the singer is an inmate at Virginia's Northern Neck Regional Jail.
Hopefully he didn't expect that his star status would get him any special treatment because we're told that Chris is serving his sentence among the rest of his fellow criminals.
But we don't imagine that life is such a breeze for Breezy.
While he may get to enjoy the fine amenities of prison life like daily showers, TV, a library, a phone, a gym, food, and water among his fellow deliquents, we've alway heard that inmates never take too kindly to domestic abusers.
There has got to be a few members of RihannaNavy in there who are still fuming from that horrific 2009 beat down.
Anyway, we wish him the best of luck!
We guess the "Douchetastic" shirts didn't come in size awful.
Twenty-one-year-old Ross McMakin of Oregon is inadvertently making a pretty compelling case for raising the drinking age to, well, older than him.
The barely legal boozer was arrested in Corvallis, Oregon last week after allegedly drunk driving his car onto the sidewalk, ramming into a parked car, and then, a bit later, choking his girlfriend.
Gross, right? Even grosser is that he allegedly committed those crimes while wearing the most bro-tastic t-shirt in the history of ever — it has "Drunk As Sh*t" printed on it (above.)
Ew. Just ew. Advertising your (alleged) crime on your tee is ick-worthy enough, but attacking your significant other, too??
Selena Gomez's new Calabasas crib has already been trespassed by a creepy superfan, but now she can sleep easy because he's being thrown in the slammer!
Che Cruz — who was caught hanging in her guest house last weekend — admitted he was guilty and was sentenced to 45 days in prison yesterday for one count of misdemeanor trespassing.
On top of the jail time, Che has also been sentenced to 3 years of probation and commanded to stay far, far away from our Selener!
We're just relieved Selena was smart enough to call security and catch the guy before he could hurt her.
How would the world go on if anything happened to our gurl??!
If only we could keep him in the slammer forever to keep our pop princess safe. Too drastic??! Nothing is when it comes to this angel's safety!
This is either the world's best audition tape for What Not to Wear or a tragic example of how drinking leads to disastrous decisions!!!
Bryan Hill passed out in his Honda on Sunday morning and when Indianapolis Police found him they noticed something quite peculiar!
The dude was missing clothes! He was wearing only underwear, one sock, and jeans!
Most disturbingly, though, he was wearing his pants like a shirt! He had them on top of his body and had thrust his arms through the leg hole!
Wait, WHAT!? How could anyone make such a fashion faux pas?! And so near the birth place of style icons Adam Lambert & David Letterman, too!
It was either Will Shakespeare or Jeopardy's Alex Trebek who asked, "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet!"
Boy, was that 16th Century playwright or Canadian TV host way off!
Names reveal a lot about a person!
Call your daughter Chastity, for example, and there's a 78% she'll grow up to be a stripper! Name your son Christopher Reeves and one way or another that dude is bound to get SUPER high!
It's true! An alleged meth abuser with that name was just arrested in Utah. Not only was his name Christopher Reeves, a combination of Superman actors Christopher Reeve and George Reeves, but homeboy was wearing a Superman shirt during the arrest!
Cops apparently noticed the 33-year-old driving faster than a speeding bullet on a local highway. When they pulled him over they found an assortment of meth and other drugs in his vehicle!!!