
On what seemingly should have been a retail THERAPY session, Cameron Diaz left the shops of Santa Monica looking FRAZZLED on Monday!
Hmm… wonder what could have caused such an irritated-looking face??
Was it too early for the paps to go snap-snap-snap??
Or did those flowers she bought herself die?
Whatever the case, we hope there's a shiny smile on her face now!
Gurl's livin' the good life! First world problems be damned!!
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Gwyneth Paltrow may reportedly be enforcing sexual martial law on bestie Cameron Diaz, but that doesn't mean the gurl can't indulge herself in the pleasures of solo love!
On Friday, the day after Valentine's Day, Cam was spotted buying a bouquet of pretty flowers before meeting up with a gal pal in lively New York City.
Now, whether or not she ended up keeping those blooms to herself or gave them away to her friend remains a mystery.
But the point is this — she wanted a bouquet of love symbolism, and so she went and got it her own damn self!
And to that we say YOU GO GURL! ;)
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The lap of luxury has never been so high off the ground!!
Gwyneth Paltrow and her beautiful bestie Cameon Diaz boarded a fancy-schmanzy helicopter on Monday and cruised through the blue skies of New York City for what we imagine was the ride of their lives!
Gwyn's private chopper, a Bell 406, is reportedly worth $2.5 million smackeroonies!
Whoa!! Between her chic chopper and the crocodile-skin luggage she brought, we think playing a billionaire playboy's love interest in Iron Man 3 is beginning to rub off!
Not to be outclassed, Mrz. Diaz was
WOW! We hate that this is even a debate we're having in our head right now, but we can't help it!
What was the most exciting aspect of Saturday Night Live last night?
Adam Levine showing off his deliciously seksi and tattoo'd pecs…or the much-anticipated, long-awaited, Digital Short return of Andy Samberg and The Lonely Island?!
Whatever! Obviously, last night was a WIN/WIN for the sketch comedy series!
But don't take our word for it!
Just check out all of the glory from the Maroon5 frontman's opening monologue, during which he receives some Voice-inspired "coaching" from the aforementioned SNL alum, Cameron Diaz and Jerry Seinfeld (above) as well as an explanation as to why he was dressed as a hobo last week with the HIGHlarious "YOLO" song also featuring Kendrick Lamar; the AH-MAY-ZING Catfish sketch; and what would happen if The Sopranos took a page out of The Carrie Diaries format…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

Oh don't worry, Gwynnie!
Cameron Diaz totally isn't having sex. She's just hanging with another bestie — Drew Barrymore!!
After reports surfaced of Gwyneth Paltrow's strict no-sex rule for Cam, the free-bird was spotted enjoying time with Drew instead.
Drew and hubby Will Kopelman joined Cam and her mystery man at Manhattan's Crown restaurant Tuesday night.
Oh.. wait.. mystery man?? Maybe there was some sex!
Shh… don't tell Gwynnie! LOL!!
Ahem. Anyways… moving along! Onlookers say Drew spent a lot of the time bragging about her beautiful 3-month-old baby girl while the others chowed down on beet salad, scallops, and steak.
OM NOM NOM!! SOUNDS LIKE A BLAST!!
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Way to be a c*ckblock, all right!
Word on the street has it that Gwyneth Paltrow won't let bestie Cameron Diaz anywhere near the peen for a WHOLE FRIGGIN' YEAR!!
Apparently there's some concern for Cammie's well-being, with speculation of a mid-life crisis growing more and more.
Sources are now reporting that the speculation's even gone to Gwynnie herself, forcing her to enact sexual martial law on Cam

Ellen DeGeneres Jennifer Aniston!!!
Wanderlust is the gift that just keeps giving to JennyA. She won over her fiancé, Justin Theroux, and the masses on screen!
The funny lady beat out Cameron Diaz, Emily Blunt, Mila Kunis and Reese Witherspoon — that's some reeeel tough competition!
Congrats Jen!
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