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W.P. Kinsella, Renowned Author Who Wrote Book That Inspired Field Of Dreams, Has Died At 81

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The man who inspired one of the greatest sports movies ever has passed away.

W.P. Kinsella, a renowned author who wrote Shoeless Joe, a 1982 novel that eventually became the movie Field Of Dreams, died on Friday.

He was 81 years old.

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The Canadian author wrote Shoeless Joe about a farmer in Iowa who decides to build a baseball field on his property to attract the legendary ghost of old-time baseball hero 'Shoeless' Joe Jackson.

Of course, that novel directly inspired the 1989 Kevin Costner-led Field of Dreams (pictured above) that also starred James Earl Jones.

Kinsella, according to his literary agent Carolyn Swayze, died in a

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Sex Toy Company Sued After Woman Discovers 'Smart' Vibrator Keeps Track Of How Often She Masturbates!

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Where do they get off?

While phone sex may be all the rage with today's Millennials, one young woman got a lot more than she bargained for when she purchased a new vibrator earlier this year.

The Chicago-based woman — known only by her initials N.P. — is suing Canadian sex toy manufacturer Standard Innovation for countless invasions of privacy after realizing their vibrator was keeping track of her masturbation habits!

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Apparently, the We-Vibe model is actually a "smart" vibrator (below) that syncs up with users' smartphones to give people a more complete sexual experience — including customizable speeds, unlockable bonus settings, and even remote control capabilities.

Unfortunately… N.P. didn't quite realize that by using the device "several times" upon purchasing it in May, she was actually

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Judge Apologizes For Asking Rape Victim Why She 'Couldn’t Keep Her Knees Together' — But Will He Still Lose His Job?!

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It's despicable that a judge would even say this in the first place.

A Canadian federal judge has finally apologized two years after making a horrible comment to a rape victim during a trial — but now he's in some VERY serious trouble over it.

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Robin Camp initially made international headlines back in 2014 during the trial itself, a case that centered on a 19-year-old woman accusing a Calgary man of raping her during a house party.

At times during that trial, according to media reports, Camp referred to the woman as "the accused," which is… weird… and he also said this to her, which is downright horrifying:

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Hacked Traffic Sign Gives Drivers Crazy NSFW Messages — Road Closed Due To Zombie WHAT?!

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Look out ahead for zombie d*ck!

Residents of a small town in Canada driving down a local road on Monday noticed something very inneresting flashing on a road closure sign — and now, officials are left to figure out what happened!

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A traffic sign on the city of Stittsville's Hazeldean Road was apparently hacked, and some bad guy posted a sketchy warning of a throng of zombies — er, well, zombie d*cks!

No, really!

Ch-ch-check out d*cktastic video of the NSFW sign taken yesterday (below):

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Watch Tyra Banks Cover Drake In Cheesecake And Wine In His New Childs Play Video!

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Why you gotta fight with me at the Cheesecake Factory?!

Drake just dropped his Child's Play video — including that oh-so-famous lyric from the Views track — and it's a 12-minute long endeavor featuring Tyra Banks!!

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The vid revolves around a suspicious text Drake gets when he leaves his phone at the table and he's in the bathroom, and Tyra is NOT having it — going so far as to throw her cheesecake in his face and leave him covered in red wine!

Ch-ch-check out the full thing (below):

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3 People Killed In Deadly Crossbow Attack By Canada's 'Bearded Bandit'

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On Thursday, three people were killed in Toronto after what police describe as a crossbow attack. Officers arrested Brett Ryan (pictured, above) for the fatal assault at the Scarborough residence.

The alleged killer was also arrested back in 2009 for a string of robberies that earned him the nickname "The Bearded Bandit," because he wore a fake beard and medical bandages while committing the crimes.

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The 35-year-old appeared before a judge on Friday, where he was ordered to remain in custody until September 2, when he will be back in court.

While the police haven't released the identities of the victims, court records reveal the three people killed were Susan, Alexander, and Christopher Ryan.

The papers didn't mention whether or not they

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