During an appearance on Howard Stern's SIRIUS radio show on Thursday, Denise Richards divulged that she has had not one or two but three boob jobs!

She's like Pamela Anderson!

Richards shared, "I was 19, and my roommate had the best boobs ever, and she had just had hers done. I was flat as a board, and I thought 'Whoa, you can just buy them' and stupidly had them done!"

After her first operation, Denise felt her breasts were too big for her body so she had a second one.

"The next guy put bigger ones in, and it was not good — they were a D!" she said.

Richards added that her doctor assumed she wanted to look more voluptuous because she's an actress.

Since when are doctors allowed to assume what you are paying for?!

Her third procedure fixed everything.

"I was young and should have researched better. You know, it was a big mistake. Young girls, don't do it!" exclaimed the actress.

Learn from Denise's boobs mistakes!

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Though you would think Denise Richards is a cannibal, she actually found the drugs will to keep her civil enough to have dinner with ex-husband Charlie Sheen.

The dinner was a conglomerate of Sheen spawn and wives, as not only did Denise and their two daughters attend, but also Charlie's new wife Brooke Mueller and their twin boys.

And everyone is still in one piece!

Denise confessed in an interview: "We've worked very hard to get it to this place, and I'm so grateful for it…It's a lot less stress, it's a lot less money, that we get along."

That sounds suspiciously mature. We don't know if we're buying it.

But Denise maintains: "I'm a Mom, I have two daughters that depend on me. So I put all that stuff aside and I kind of just live in a little bubble."

If it's true, good for you.

If it's not, we're sure we'll hear all about the real crazy on your reality show.

[Image via WENN.]

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We thought that Denise Richards' of rendition of Take Me Out To The Ball Game was wonderfully sucktastic, but what did Ms. Richards think?

Well, she's letting us know!

When asked what it was like to sing at Wringley Field, she replied:

"Horrifying. I'm not a singer and then to be in front of all those people is a little terrifying."

Terrifying…traumatizing, what's really the difference right?!

At least she knows how HOrrific she was!

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Brilliant!

D-list reality TV star/former actress Denise Richards completely butchered Take Me Out To The Ballgame at a Chicago Cubs game on Friday.

All of Illinois must still be traumatized!

CLICK HERE to watch Charlie Sheen's pain-in-the-neck ex destroy the song.

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Reality ho Denise Richards was spotted leaving a dance studio with her Dancing With the Stars partner, Maksim Chmerkovskiy.

Hands off, biyatch!

He is engaged!

Something tells us that that wouldn't make a difference to the ex Mrs. Charlie Sheen.

We wonder if Denise and Sluttyienna Miller have ever met?

We bet they'd hit it off immediately!

[Images via Ability Films.]

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New year, new beginnings???

After all the shit talking……

In Touch Weekly is reporting that Charlie Sheen's preggers new wife, Brooke Mueller, and his ex, Denise Richards, have buried the hatchet.

An insider reveals, “Brooke and Denise are on friendly terms now and she’s even thinking of inviting her to the baby shower in February.”

Denise's daughters with Charlie, Sam and Lola, may have been the reason why the two have mended fences.

Brooke recently told the mag about her pregnancy, "They (Sam and Lola) are really excited. They are already talking about changing the diapers.”

It's nice to see them acting like grown ups! Or at least pretending to like each other to score some press!

[Images via WENN.]

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Oh, how nice!

A source reveals exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Denise Richards took some time out of her busy famewhoring schedule to pose for New Year's pics with her daughters…the day before.

Pimping the girls out early!

She thought we might care or something.

On the actual day, she was in Las Vegas co-hosting a NYE celebration at Prive with Lance Bass. Fortunately for us, the "actress" maintained her sobriety, sipping on Evian water instead of boozing it up, although it may not be so evident in these photos.

Daughters Lola and Sami spent NYE with their father, Charlie.

Click here to look at Denise's staged photo shoot. She actually invited the paparazzi into her house and then proceeded to whore out her kids.

What a great mom!

[Image via WENN.]

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Lots and lots and lots of celebs are still shopping for gifts (or hoping to get snapped by the paparazzi)!

It's a win-win situation.

And the latest celeb spotted yesterday shopping at The Grove in Los Angeles is none other than Spice Girl hottie Melanie B.

Mel and her hubby Stephen Belafonte were there along with her daughter Phoenix Chi from a previous relationship and baby Angel Iris Murphy Brown from her short romance with Eddie Murphy.

Wonder if Mel will be buying gifts for any of her former Spice Girls???

But we guess with all the recent spottings of celebrities at The Grove, some hags just had to join in for their own agenda.

That brings us to reality whore Denise Richards, who couldn't miss out on the fun.

Richards was looking like a total mess while shopping with her dad.

Wonder when she'll finally land a new guy that doesn't think she's a complete psycho?

[Images via WENN.]

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On Friday, Sam Sheen, 4, and her sister Lola, 3, were passengers in an SUV involved in a four car pile up in Malibu.

The car - being driven by their nanny - was apparently cut off by another vehicle and the accident madness followed.

The girls are 'ok' and did not sustain any mayor injuries.

An inside source said, "It could have been worse. They were protected by being in their car seats."

Whew.

It's a good reminder for us all to buckle up!

And if you have kiddies, make sure you have the right safety seat for them!

[Image via WENN.]

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