He should have taken the opportunity to do Dancing With the Stars when it was presented to him!

Now, this douchebag is stuck doing this.

Aaron Carter is reportedly heading to VH1's Celebrity Rehab show.

Nothing like trying to revive your non-existent career by admitting that you're an addict and agreeing to let your treatment be filmed for our "amusement"!

Carter was busted for driving around with 2 ounces of pot in Texas a few months ago.

Way to make lemonade out of that lemon, Aaron!

He must be missing the cameras post House of Carter!

Former Hollywood madame Heidi Fleiss and Skid Row's Sebastian Bach are rumored for the Dr. Drew treatment on Rehab.

The show starts filming in June, so we should be hearing some sort of confirmation regarding Aaron's participation soon.

Who else is gonna round out the cast???

Screech should totally do it too!

[Image by Rachel Worth via WENN.]

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"I don't do too many [drugs]. I just smoke weed and drink. But I'll never fuck with no more coke. It's not about the bad high; it's just about the acne: Cocaine makes your face break out. I'm a pretty boy."

- Lil' Wayne tells Blender magazine

[Image via WENN.]

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Pete Doherty played his first post-prison gig in London on Tuesday night at the Kentish Town Forum.

His good friend Amy Winehouse was at the gig to show some 'support'!

Ahh, reunited…and it feels so good!

After the gig, Doperty and his crew headed to Amy's for some afterhours 'fun.'

Wonder where they got their party favors?

You know the popo are watching their regular drug dealers with eagle eyes!

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Uh oh!!! Caught by the paparazzi!

And he didn't even know it!

Someone was caught smoking a curious substance out of an "interesting" contraption this past weekend!

XXXXXXXX enjoyed some leisure time riding his bike around Hollywood Blvd and up the "Hollywood Sign" on Sunday.

While trecking up the hillside, he spotted a friend and chatted up a bit.

Before parting ways, they shared the good old peace pipe.

We hope he has his medical card in his backpack!

Who was the celeb toker????

CLICK HERE to find out!

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Last month, we told you about two idiots in Ohio that had been charged with corrupting/endangering a child after police say they forced a 2 year old toddler to smoke pot.

The two arrested were 18-year-old Melvin Blevins and 16-year old Angel Dailey.

Oh yea, and they videotaped it all!

The tape was discovered after an Ohio pawn shop dealer found it in a camcorder, which shows the 2 year old inhaling and then choking on the pot smoke.

Dailey has admitted to giving the toddle marijuana.

But even more disturbing is the fact that testing showed the 2 year old was also exposed to COCAINE!!!!

WTF!???!!!!!!!!

Dailey plead guilty to two of the three charges she faced Friday morning in court.

She was charged with two counts of corrupting another (a minor) with drugs, which is a fourth degree felony. She was also charged with one count of misdemeanor child endangering. She will have her sentenced determined in about a month.

As for Belvins, he was charged in connection with the incident. He was also charged on other drug charges in federal count which are in relation to a larger drug ring. Also being charged for the same drug ring, include Dailey's father Tim, and her uncle Tom. All have pleaded not guilty.

The child's mother, who lives in another County, said the child was in the care of the child's father who is a relative of Belvin.

The mother, who released a statement, stated “I feel sorry for her. This never should have happened,” she said after the hearing. “That was her family.”

People!!!!!!

Don't use guns around your kids.

And don't give your kids drugs either!!!!!!!!!

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Blame Wino!

According to British media reports, Peaches Geldof met with police on Thursday about her appearance in the now infamous video that shows her buying what many believe to be are drugs from Amy Winehouse's dealers.

A Scotland Yard spokesman said, “She was not arrested but interviewed under caution at a premises in central London, not a police station… Reports will be submitted to the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS)."

Apparently, it's the CPS who'll decide whether to prosecute.

Good luck, Peaches!

Bet she's hoping the CPS' evidence is as shitty as the stuff that they had on Cokate Moss!

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Whatever happened to using a nice, home-made apple bong????

The Houston Chronicle is reporting that three men used a corpse head to smoke pot.

For reals!

How is that even possible????

Two men and a juvenile are accused of digging up a corpse, decapitating the body and using the head to smoke marijuana, according to court documents.

Matthew Gonzalez and Kevin Jones have been charged with the misdemeanor offense of abuse of a corpse, said Scott Durfee, a spokesman for the Harris County District Attorneys Office.

According to documents filed in the case, Gonzalez, Jones and an unnamed juvenile on March 15 went to an Humble cemetery, dug up a man's grave, left with the head and turned it into a "bong."

Gonzalez told authorities about the incident Wednesday, and showed officers the defaced grave, including a 4-foot hole. Because of a heavy rain, officers were unable to determine whether the casket or the body had been disturbed.

This brings a whole new meaning to the term "pothead"!

We hope that poor soul whose head was used as a bong comes back to haunt their stupid asses!

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Since his release from jail on Tuesday, Pete Doherty has vowed to make an effort to stay drug free.

Doperty told the British media, "I'm going to try to keep it together."

Doesn't sound very determined to us. Using the word 'try' is not very convincing!

Dopehead called life in lock up 'hard' and now that he's free he 'doesn't want to think about it too much'.

Maybe he SHOULD think about it too much!

If he should reach for a crackpipe again, we hope the images of prison come flooding back to him so he DOESN'T take a hit.

Crackhead!

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"Georgia Law Bans Retailers From Selling 'Pot Candy' To Minors"

Ha! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

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"75 students arrested in San Diego State University drug bust"

Dayum!! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

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