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KFC Just Released One Of The Most WTF Romance Novels Of All Time! For Real!

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It's like at some point the folks in KFC's ad department said, look, everyone knows what our chicken tastes like. Let's just have fun.

As part of their continued campaign of weirdness, the fast food chain has released a Colonel Sanders romance novel as a special Mother's Day promotion. Why? We have no idea.

The notion may be a laugh, but the 96-page novella is all too real. From the synopsis:

"When she finds herself swept into the arms of Harland, a handsome sailor with a mysterious past, Madeline realizes she must choose between a life of order and a man of passion."

The ebook is available for free on Amazon for the time being. We're almost fri-curious enough to check it out…

Of course, if chicken isn't what gets your motor revved, why not try aliens, gargoyles, werecats, or even dinosaurs in some of the strangest erotic literature on the market?

CLICK HERE to view "Weirdest, Wackiest, Most WTF Romance Novels!"

CLICK HERE to view "Weirdest, Wackiest, Most WTF Romance Novels!"

CLICK HERE to view "Weirdest, Wackiest, Most WTF Romance Novels!"

CLICK HERE to view "Weirdest, Wackiest, Most WTF Romance Novels!"

CLICK HERE to view "Weirdest, Wackiest, Most WTF Romance Novels!"

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Starbucks Getting Sued Over The Unicorn Frappuccino!

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Starbucks may have set the Internet on glittery fire with talk of their Unicorn Frappuccino — but was the mixed response worth it??

Now the coffee giant is getting more than controversy over their fantastic beast beverage — they're getting sued!

Per TMZ, a cafe called The End in New York City has filed a lawsuit alleging they came up with their Unicorn Latte four months beforehand. Both drinks trade coffee content for confectionary colors.

Photos: Now There's A Narwhal Frap On The Secret Menu

The End claims they have the right to the name and Starbucks should stop selling their drink because it's confusing customers.

Starbucks' defense? The End never had the only Unicorn drink; the Frap was inspired by tons of homemade drinks using the "unicorn" name.

Personally, we're done with all of the pure sugar nonsense — give us chocolate and cookie and shit for the next lil bit, 'kay?

What do YOU think??

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The Narwhal Frappuccino Is The Latest Drink Swimming Through Starbucks…But Is It Better Than These Other Secret Menu Items???

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Starbucks has a new narwhal frapp.

By unleashing the Unicorn Frappuccino on us, Starbucks has started a colorful trend that just won't die. Instead it will live a half life…

After introducing you to the Dragon Frapp and the Mermaid Frapp, now the secret menu experimenters have unleashed the Narwhal Frapp. It's madness!

Created by the same barista who gave us the Mermaid version, Jocelyn Freeman, this particular concoction is made from blended strawberry lemonade with vanilla bean powder. And it apparently tastes exactly like pink Starburst!

So, basically liquified candy — just like the Unicorn Frapp!

Since narwhals are pretty much sea unicorns (except real!), we guess it makes a kind of sense. But we def think it should be called the Pink Fairy Frapp!

The drink is not official, but if you give your local barista the ingredients, they should be able to make you one. Don't be afraid to ask, we guess.

Want more? Check out all the Starbucks secret menu products (below)!

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Kim Kardashian Is Trying SO Hard!

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Kim Kardashian wants you to think she's low-key.

Kim Kardashian West so badly wants you to believe she's just a normal person following her terrifying Paris robbery.

While she seemingly already made that point with her simple Vivienne Westwood outfit worn to the Met Gala on Monday night, the reality TV starlet took it even further with pics from her "after party"…

AKA her sitting on the couch and eating pizza!

But what about her diet??!?!?!

Video: Kim Poses With Her Sisters For Met Gala Video

Kimmy posted the snaps to Instagram on Tuesday, and even little sis Kylie Jenner joined in to showcase their casual night in together as Kendall Jenner partied with the stars:

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Starbucks' OFFICIAL New Drink Is A Thin Mint-Inspired Frappuccino And, Well, DROOL…

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This is going to give us our Girl Scout cookie fix!

OK, so the Unicorn Frappuccino is ancient history, and the Mermaid frap is just a myth for now… but Starbucks is not wasting any time unveiling your new addiction.

And it's… surprisingly traditional!

Related: Starbucks Secret Menu Items!

The Midnight Mint Mocha Frap is made of alternating layers of extra-dark cocoa blended coffee and whipped cream — basically it's as close as you can get to a liquid Thin Mint.

Sounds delish, but we can't help but wonder if this easy-to-make frap is specifically for the disgruntled baristas who hated making Unicorns

Oh, and BTW, the S'Mores Frap is back for a limited time, too! It's all at your local Starbucks starting May 2 — as long as supplies last!

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