That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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Oooo, that Jared Leto!!
Such a charmer, he is. We're sure his recent Oscar win only adds to his confidence…
As you can see in the delightful photos above, the 30 Seconds to Mars frontman made his way from Los Angeles to Paris to bask in The City of Lights' fashion week. And okay, to bask in the utter perfection that is Rihanna and Lupita Nyong'o!!
The three were all spotted at Wednesday's Miu Miu show, and just when we thought nothing could surpass the excellence that was Rih and Lu's meeting, Mr. Perfect Hair himself had to get in on the action!!
Jared was dapper as always, with that rockstar flair he works so well, wearing a black suit with a gorgeous powder blue and lavender scarf.
Surely the ladies were happy to indulge in the flirting, but it was Jared who was the luckiest of them all! We guess this makes up for nothing ever coming from his red carpet chemistry with Emilia Clarke.
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The selfie that drew millions to the internet on Oscar night is now being redrawn by The Simpsons creator Matt Groening!
And it’s INCREDIBLE!
Looks like Homer got kicked out (literally) of the photo by Bradley Cooper!
As Edna Krabble would say, HA!
The rest of the A-list gang is all there though!
But who did he go home with? And who did his mom dance with??
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see Jared talk getting close at the after party with Ellen DeGeneres- then find out how he woke up …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
The Dallas Buyers Club star not only paid homage to his mother and brother, he also sent out love to those suffering in the Ukraine. He said:
"To all the dreamers out there around the world watching this tonight in places like the Ukraine and Venezuela, I want to say we are here, as you struggle to make your dreams happen, to live the impossible, we're thinking of you tonight."
But on Russia's broadcast of the awards ceremony, those comments were conspicuously absent! So did Russian censors chop out the part of the speech they didn't like?
Well, mystery solved!
While cameras couldn't keep up with the unpredictable J.Law, it has been revealed that the starlet was distracted by none other than Jared Leto when presenting the award for best actor.
Actors are actors for a reason: because they can act and are good at it.
So when an actor is snubbed by the Oscars and they always seem to react with such grace and civility, we call B.S.!
We bet, on the inside, they're bubbling cauldrons of rage and contempt!
Why would we think that?
Because these snubbed celebs tried to sneak their way into the Oscars by inserting themselves into Oscar nominated films!
Why, just look at these:
Look how happy she is!
We saw it when she was photobombing Jared Leto AND being photobombed herself!
Plus, when she won, it was the 12 Years A Slave actress' time to shine and not only did she impress with her humility, but the moment itself was truly inspiring!
We just love EVERYTHING about her!
Ch-ch-check out the other 14 moments from last night that secured Lupita's place among Hollywood royalty…AFTER THE JUMP!!!