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Police did not have enough evidence to take action against Jenna Jameson after being accused of beating assistant Britney Markham with her brass knuckles iPhone case last week.
However, just because the porn superstar escaped charges of assault after allegedly punching the post-op transsexual in the stomache and back, Britney won't quit until she gets the justice she thinks she deserves.
The supposed victim's lawyer, Adam Krolikowski, explained:
Apparently Lindsay Lohan isn't the only one that can sidestep the law!
After allegedly BEATING her transgender assistant with her IPhone case's brass knuckles, Jenna Jameson will NOT be charged by law enforcement.
The Orange County District Attorney's Office decided they didn't have enough evidence to convict the porn star extraordinaire for supposedly attacking and threatening to kill Britney Markham at a Newport Beach salon last week.
No eyewitnesses??! HOW ODD. And if Britney was in fact jumped, than isn't her broken face evidence enough???!
That Jenna is one lucky porn star, but Britney is still scared enough to request
So whom did Jenna Jameson need to fight so bad that she missed her own birthday celebration?
Her assistant apparently! Hey, there's only so many times they can bring you a tall when you ask for venti, right? JK!
Srsly though, Britney Markham filed a restraining order against her (we're guessing former) boss after Jenna allegedly followed her into a salon and yelled:
Sadly, it appears that Jenna Jameson is up to her old tricks, and getting herself in serious legal trouble because of it, as she was ARRESTED last night for battery after getting into a scuffle with another person!
And worse yet, it caused her to miss her own birthday party!
According to reports, the porn star was hanging out in the Balboa Peninsula area of Newport Beach around 8pm, with plans to attend celebrations for her April 9th birthday at Heat Ultra Lounge in Anaheim, when she and another person got into a fight!
The victim apparently managed to
Awww! Mama bear is all grown up!
Jenna Jameson is the proud mother of twins and a loyal wife to Tito Ortiz and there's nothing she takes more seriously than family.
She and a handful of industry friends made an appearance at an NYC strip club late last week but, don't worry, this story has a happy ending!
When a high-roller offered the retired porn-star a fat stack of cash to give him a VIP dance in the Champagne Room, Mommy dearest politely declined.
A source confirmed:
Whoa! This guy has weirder things coming out of his mouth than Jenna Jameson!
Actor and voiceover specialist Andy Serkis starred as Gollum in last decade's mega-successful Lord of the Rings trilogy and he's back in our lives once more!
Ch-ch-check it out as he reads an excerpt from J.R.R. Tolkien's The Hobbit (above) and switches back into his creepy character!
How does his voice get to those weird places!? Our throat hurts just watching him!
Andy reprised his role for Peter Jackson's upcoming Hobbit film, look for him in theaters November 28!
Jenna Jameson isn't getting any jail time for that DUI she was charged with back in May after crashing into a pole in El Lay.
She pled not guilty back in July, but then made a deal and entered a guilty plea on Thursday, which made one count of driving without a valid license disappear.
So what is the porn queen's punishment after getting caught driving recklessly with .13 BAC and two prescription drugs in her system?