It would seem Jenna Jameson's vagina has the Midas touch because everything that has ever been inside the porn starlet is practically worth its weight in gold!
Well, not everything. Her ex-husband Jay Grdina likely visited the promise land, but he's apparently still strapped for cash!
In fact, he's desperate enough for money that he's going to sell Jenna's "personal affects" at an auction!
Jay recently stumbled across a storage unit filled with props and sex toys from the porn star's films and now he plans to make a pretty penny selling them off to the
biggest pervert highest bidder!
All this week, Jenna Jameson has been promoting her new erotic novel Sugar. But along the way, she's been giving interviews that are much more troubling than they are titillating!
Now, her ex and father of her two children, Tito Ortiz, is speaking out about her recent TV appearances. But while the rest of the world was shocked at what they saw, he's not the least bit surprised by Jenna's on-air behavior!
Tito explained on Larry King Now, saying:
This book tour is not going well…
Jenna Jameson gave another interview this week while promoting her new erotic novel, Sugar. And once again, she did not look or sound good!
Like, at all.
Jenna dropped into the Sirius XM studios to talk with Jim Norton and Sam Roberts. From the moment she took her seat at the mic though, Jenna's speech was slurred and she appeared to be under the influence of something.
Jameson did plug her book but soon the conversation turned to her personal life and her current custody battle.
Jenna opened up about not being able to see her children, 2 four-year-old twin boys. She broke down in tears while saying:
Jenna Jameson made her literary debut with her memoir How To Make Love Like A Pornstar way back in 2004, but she hasn't been resting on her infamous laurels.
If there's one thing porn teaches you, it's how to work hard, and gurl has been busy putting ink to paper on her next classic, an erotic novel called Sugar! She says:
"Sugar is something new and exciting for me. I’ve never written anything like this before and it was a wild ride."
Why an erotic novel? Gurl was like, '50?? I can do at least 200 Shades Of Gray!' And that's before lunch! But srsly, erotica is right up Jenna's… alley! She says:
Here we go…
Police did not have enough evidence to take action against Jenna Jameson after being accused of beating assistant Britney Markham with her brass knuckles iPhone case last week.
However, just because the porn superstar escaped charges of assault after allegedly punching the post-op transsexual in the stomache and back, Britney won't quit until she gets the justice she thinks she deserves.
The supposed victim's lawyer, Adam Krolikowski, explained:
Apparently Lindsay Lohan isn't the only one that can sidestep the law!
After allegedly BEATING her transgender assistant with her IPhone case's brass knuckles, Jenna Jameson will NOT be charged by law enforcement.
The Orange County District Attorney's Office decided they didn't have enough evidence to convict the porn star extraordinaire for supposedly attacking and threatening to kill Britney Markham at a Newport Beach salon last week.
No eyewitnesses??! HOW ODD. And if Britney was in fact jumped, than isn't her broken face evidence enough???!
That Jenna is one lucky porn star, but Britney is still scared enough to request
So whom did Jenna Jameson need to fight so bad that she missed her own birthday celebration?
Her assistant apparently! Hey, there's only so many times they can bring you a tall when you ask for venti, right? JK!
Srsly though, Britney Markham filed a restraining order against her (we're guessing former) boss after Jenna allegedly followed her into a salon and yelled: