So will it be wedding bells or baby bonnets for John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston?

There's been a huge development in the John and Jen homance!

The music guy was introduced to Maniston's daddy, soap actor John Aniston (he's Victor on Days of our Lives), at the posh Polo Lounge restaurant in Beverly Hills last night, Wednesday.

A spy did some heavy duty snooping and reported their account to Star:

- In addition to Man's dad and stepmom, there was another 'older' couple in the party

- Man sat next to John and even though the two sat directly across the table from her dad, "they couldn't keep their hands off each other. Jen was constantly rubbing his hair and John was rubbing her back, then every so often they would steal a kiss. They both looked very happy and very much in love." Whoa PDA!!

- John was fidgeting and texting under the table looking a bit nervous.

- After starting with a round of cocktails, Man and John shared a salad and a fish entree. She was even seen feeding him a vegetable off her fork. Conversation was led by Man's step mom, who was much chattier than her dad— it ranged from music to… Tom Hanks. "John spent a lot of time talking about his music philosophies — why certain decades have better music. He discussed his experiences with Aretha Franklin and made a joke about Tom Hanks," said the spy. Pretentious much, John? And, spy person. You left out an important detail. Did Maniston definitely swig a cocktail?!!? That info would have helped move forward (or kill) the baby rumor!

- Man's boy toy reportedly showed his nerves when Man left the table for the ladies room. John asked the table, "How am I doing?" Then cracked, "I am a wreck." Everyone laughed and Man's stepmom said, "Should we get our score cards out? Like on Dancing With the Stars?" John supposedly replied, "Exactly. It feels like Dancing with the Stars." When Man returned, her stepmom outed John for being nervous. Man then laughed and rubbed his thigh. Sheesh, enough with the PDA!!!

Good work for the most part, snitch!

We wonder where this is all leading to!

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As we mentioned last week, it seems no one really cares to watch Jenny Aniston anymore.

Brad Pitt's former wife had a guest appearance on 30 Rock, but unfortunately for the show, that resulted in their lowest rated episode this season.

And now, when 30 Rock actor Alec Baldwin was asked what it was like to make out with Maniston, he responded seriously sarcastically, "It was painful. I mean, every man who's had to make out with her in TV and movies — I don't know how they do it."

Are we sure he was joking????

And when asked if he thought "unstable women," like the one Maniston was playing on the show, were better in bed, Baldwin had to think about it. Especially considering his past relationship with ex-wife Kim Basinger.

Baldwin responded with, "That's assuming I've been with crazy women. If I answer that question in the affirmative, that would type a woman I've been with as being crazy, which I don't really feel like doing. But I hear it's true. I hear from my friends it's true."

Wonder what John Mayer thinks of Jen in the sack?

He probably doesn't care either way. From what we've heard, he usually only does it from behind!

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Last Thursday, John Mayer and Jennifer Maniston were "nonstop, dirty-dancing machines" at a downtown NYC hot spot, blabbed a witness to the NY Daily News.

The source also noticed that Maniston kept away from the hard stuff.

Why no booze, Jenny?

Are y'all working on the baby or is it inside of you already?

Man's getting up there in age! NOW's the time, honey.

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What's a show to do when they wanna goose ratings?

They get celebrities to guest star!

And the struggling Kath & Kim , in a desperate attempt to get some ratings, has decided to use Pamela Anderson as a "celebrity" guest star.

Though the heads at K&K should remember, not every "star" helps with the ratings.

Just ask the execs at 30 Rock.

They had their lowest rated show this season when "star" Jennifer Aniston made her guest appearance.

As for K&K, the show only attracted about 5.1 million viewers last week on NBC.

That's well below the 7.5 million who tuned in to watch the premier in early October.

But NBC has faith in the show because they've ordered a full season of episodes. That, or nothing else has popped either!

Let's see if Pam gets them their lowest show ratings to date. We hope not. We like the American Kath & Kim!

Have U seen the show? Do you like it? How can it be improved????

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We assume Jennifer Aniston was booked on Thursday's 30 Rock to help its ratings.

But, turns out, she did the opposite!

The Maniston episode was the season's lowest rated show to date, according to reports.

Only 7.5 million tuned in to see the bitter Man do her thing.

Hope your new movie (which hits theaters the exact same day as Brad's new flick!) fares better than your TV appearance, Jenny!

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Oh boy!

Jennifer Aniston really opened a can of worms when she opened her mouth in that Vogue interview.

The perpetually-whining actress got a phone call from her ex-husband Brad Pitt, who was none too pleased about the interview in which Maniston calls Angelina "uncool" while she goes to great lengths to praise Pitt.

A source close to the Mr. & Mrs. Smith pair says that they were "totally thrown" by the piece because they thought Man "had already moved on."

Another source says that Angelina had Brad by the balls while he made that phone call to Jennifer.

Just kidding!

Sort of.

An email to Aniston's rep got a very curt "That's personal information. That really is no one's business.”

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Vogue 2008:

* What really rankled Aniston about the piece was that Jolie felt the need to recount a detailed timeline of exactly how her relationship developed on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith, while Aniston was still married to and living with Pitt. "There was stuff printed there that was definitely from a time when I was unaware that it was happening," says Aniston.

Vanity Fair 2005:

* "She wasn't naïve," says Aniston pal Kristin Hahn. "She's not suggesting she didn't know there was an enchantment, and a friendship [between Pitt and Jolie]."

* "I don't think he started an affair physically, but I think he was attracted to her," says Courteney Cox, who vacationed with her husband, David Arquette, and the Pitts on Anguilla just before they announced their separation. "There was a connection, and he was honest about that with Jen. Most of the time, when people are attracted to other people, they don't tell. At least he was honest about it. It was an attraction that he fought for a period of time."

Vogue 2007, Angelina Jolie's actual quote:

* "Because of the film, we ended up being brought together to do all these crazy things, and I think we found this strange friendship and partnership that kind of just suddenly happened. I think a few months in I realized, 'God, I can't wait to get to work.' … Anything we had to do with each other, we just found a lot of joy in it together and a lot of real teamwork. We just became kind of a pair."

Vogue 2008:

* "Well, it never was that bad," she says, knowing that it will be hard for a lot of people to believe. "I mean, look, it's not like divorce is something that you go, 'Oooh, I can't wait to get divorced!' It doesn't feel like a tickle. But I've got to tell you, it's so vague at this point, it's so faraway in my mind, I can't even remember the darkness. I mean, in the end, we really had an amicable split. It wasn't mean and hateful and all of this stuff that they tried to create about Brad can't talk to Jen and Jen can't talk to Brad because this person won't allow it. It just didn't happen. The marriage didn't work out. And pretty soon after we separated, we got on the phone and we had a long, long conversation with each other and said a lot of things, and ever since we've been unbelievably warm and respectful of each other. Whoever said everything has to be forever, that's setting your hopes too high.

Vanity Fair 2005:

* "Am I lonely? Yes. Am I upset? Yes. Am I confused? Yes. Do I have my days when I've thrown a little pity party for myself? Absolutely.

* "I don't feel like a victim," she says. "I've worked with this therapist for a long time, and her major focus is that you get one day of being a victim—and that's it. Then we take responsibility for our own input. To live in a victim place is pointing a finger at someone else, as if you have no control. Relationships are two people; everyone is accountable. A lot goes into a relationship coming together, and a lot goes into a relationship falling apart.

* "There's a sensitivity chip that's missing," she says.

Vogue 2008:

* These days, the public fascination with her relationship with Vince Vaughn seems almost quaint. I ask her if there's anything else to be said about that time. "I call Vince my defibrillator," she says with genuine affection. "He literally brought me back to life

Vanity Fair 2005:

* When she arrived in Chicago to film The Break-Up, the gossip media, frantic for a new development, immediately plunged her into a torrid romance with her co-star, Vince Vaughn. This affair apparently does not exist.

* "I adore Vince Vaughn, but I'm not going out with Vince Vaughn," she says. "I barely know the guy. We've exchanged a wine-and-cheese basket for the start of the movie, and we've gone out to dinner with the director and other people. We've got to get to know each other."

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Gosh, by the time the upcoming issue of Vogue hits newsstands, no one's going to care, because Jen's chip-on-her-shoulder interview has pretty much dribbled all over the internet already.

Here are some more fightin' words from Maniston!

One the public's (inaccurate) perception of her:

"There is more to me than just a tabloid girl. This whole 'Poor lonely Jen' thing, this idea that I'm so unlucky in love? I actually feel I've been unbelievably lucky in love. I don't feel like I'm supposed to be any further along or somewhere that I'm not. I'm right where I'm supposed to be."

Where oh where could we have possibly gotten that idea from???

Cough - John Mayer - cough.

And on her divorce from Brad Pitt:

"I've got to tell you, it's so vague at this point, it's so faraway in my mind, I can't even remember the darkness. I mean, in the end, we really had an amicable split. … And pretty soon after we separated, we got on the phone and we had a long, long conversation with each other and said a lot of things, and ever since we've been unbelievably warm and respectful of each other."

Someone let Jen know that it takes two to tango.

And here's some random stuff about Sex and the City:

"I never liked Sex and the City, the kind of thing where women only feel empowered once they find the Man. It is just not up my alley. I don't believe in it. There is nothing you can control about love."

That's cause her life sounds like a page right out of the script!

Zing!

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Angelina Jolie isn't the only person that Jennifer Aniston talks about in the December issue of Vogue!

Aside from calling out Ange and saying what she did "was very uncool," like totally uncool, Jen also talks about her current love life.

Though it's pretty obvious she hasn't gotten over Jolie and Brad Pitt being together.

But Maniston takes the opportunity to talk about John Mayer as well, and how much she loves him.

Jen says, "People need to mind their own business! Did you ever think Claudia Schiffer and David Copperfield made sense?"

No. And they ended splitting up!

She adds, "Love just shows up."

Well, let's see if this time it shows up permanently.

As for the last time when Mayer and Jen broke up and he spent a lot of time talking to the paparazzi and anyone who would listen to him, Jen has her own thoughts on that.

She says, "Trust me, you’ll never see that happen again from that man."

Ouch. Looks like Mayer got owned. Publicly!

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