They should change the name of the show to AWKWARD! With Kelly and Michael!
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Johnny used to be a boy but now he is a
Two years ago the boy-man would make comments like:
"[Jessica Simps] was like crack cocaine to me. Sexually, it was crazy. . . It was like napalm, sexual napalm."
But now the older and more thoughtful Mayer would like you to know:
"I had nothing to say. I was going through a time in my life where I didn't really want to share what was going on, but I didn't want to be boring… When you're just open, but not honest, then you start free-associating garbage. It doesn't mean I can go back and scrub it out, but I understand it now."
We’re glad you’ve grown, Johnny and we are SUPER intrigued over your newer, more 'adult' album Born and Raised which smashes into stores tomorrow!
Now, onwards to a more enlightened future!
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The musician, who spent the past two years in hideout, reflecting on his troubled past and ripping off Johnny Depp's style, is excited to release his long-awaited album. He "soberly" told guests at a recent listening party:
Has it been two years already?
John Mayer is back
and not a moment too soon!
He spoke with Ellen DeGeneres today to promote his new album Born and Raised but spent most of the time answering questions about stepping out of the spotlight and what it was like to lose his head for awhile.
For what it’s worth, he admits to the idiotic mistakes of his
youth late 20s — but honesty was never part of his problem.
John is a talented musician and we sincerely hope he actually has his head screwed on straight this time.
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We've got more JUICE than Tropicana this week!!
For starters, everyone is obsessed with Jessica Simpson this week.
From the pregnancy pounds, to her first days as a mother, and speculation that her $4 Mil deal with Weight Watchers puts too much pressure on her to unrealistically slip back into those size-two Daisy Dukes.
There’s also a ton of conflicting Jennifer Aniston news.
One report has her
It's time to let go, John Mayer!!
Three years after breaking up with Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer is finally ready to say farewell to his one great love … in song!
Turns out, his latest single is actually an homage to America's sweetheart!
Now, that the two of them have moved on and gone their separate ways, a source reveals:
He's a little bit country, and a little bit
rock'n roll more country!!
John Mayer is SOO over El Lay in his just released official music video for Shadow Days.
The first single off his new album Born and Raised (which hits stores next month) is waaaay more country than we're use to hearing from the Body Is A Wonderful musician, and he really plays it up in the vid.
Showing off some long locks, Johnny M looks like he may have jacked his outfit from Johnny Depp!
We have the feeling
It's a slice of mysterious wonder!
Mayer recently posted this ethereal, instrumental recording of Lana Del Rey's hit tune Video Games, and we have to say…we like it better than the original!
Maybe we like it because it lacks Lana's unpredictable, breathy voice, or because it takes the song (and us) to an unknown dimension where music is a tangible, physical object - the guitar strumming invades your brain and flutters over your body like it's got fingers!!
Check out Johnny's re-invention of Video Games (above).
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