
Sex, drugs, and rock & roll?
Yes please!!
Virgin Produced just bought the rights to Exile on Main Street, a tell-all tale about The Rolling Stones crazy journey through the ‘70s.
Do you KNOW how much heroin and hookers it takes to make rock history? The lines on the face of legendary guitarist Keith Richards tell the whole story.
Just ask Johnny Depp, that’s where he got his Jack Sparrow inspiration!
Mick Jagger and friends just announced a 50th anniversary album. Talk about PERFECT timing for a movie!
We can’t wait to see who they cast!!
What young star is deranged enough to pull-off Richards? Which singing stud do U think got those moves like Jagger?
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Our Eastern Brethren have bestowed some Dark Shadows visual candy in the form of the above Chinese TV spot, and we just got ourselves one MAJOR sugar rush!
We simply can't wait until May 11 for this Tim Burton monster-mash of a movie to hit theaters, so we will have to survive on any Dark morsel we can sink our fangs into!
Watch Johnny Depp as he tries adjusting to a seventies lifestyle (above).
We are BURY thrilled, and practically COFFIN' with excitement!!
HAH!

The upcoming Lone Ranger remake starring Armie Hammer and Johnny Depp just got infinitely cooler.
Executive producer Jerry Bruckheimer has confirmed that he's selected none other than Jack White to score film!
The former White Stripes singer will write, produce and perform all of the original music that is featured and the producers are excited to hear what he comes up with, as Bruckheimer said:
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Oh, the beautiful people!
It appears Johnny Depp's collaboration with Marilyn Manson has gone beyond music!
The actor, who channeled Keith Richards for his role as Cap'n Jack S., may be using buddy Marilyn as his Tonto muse.
Pics of the actor looked pretty Mansontastic when he met up with actual Navajo Native Americans dressed as his The Long Ranger character.
Does this mean Mari will be John's premiere date??
If so, MM has over a year to pic out the right scull jewelry!
The film doesn't come out until the summer of 2013
It's alright, we'll wait.
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Just as Ryan Seacrest mourns Dick Clark's death, Johnny Depp is remembering a man who greatly influenced his life.
It was such a shame when we had to tell you Jonathan Frid died yesterday. The original Dark Shadows' Barnabas Collins passed away peacefully last Friday the 13th (though the news just hit Wednesday).
Upon news of the death, Johnny went to scribe a beautiful statement on the actor's passing.
Ever so eloquently, he says:

AWWW!!!
Jonathan Frid, the talented actor who originally played Barnabas Collins in the retro vampire soap Dark Shadows, has died!!
Just weeks before the film adaptation starring Johnny Depp hits theaters, he passed away peacefully from natural causes. He was 87.
Fortunately, Jonathan made a cameo appearance in the movie, so his spirit will still live on!!! There, and in cult video stores all across the world…
Director Tim Burton says of the news:

Uh Oh!!
Someone is breaking Paul McCartney's heart!
In his new music video collection for My Valentine, Natalie Portman and Johnny Depp pay homage to the beautiful language of sign.
Unfortunately, the sign amateurs hit a few wrong gestures and ended up saying "tampon" instead of "appear" and "enemy" instead of "valentine."
Oooh….
So a rep for the British Deaf Association has spoken up:
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