We decided to send our stalker protege, La Coacha, to cover the Teen Vogue "Young Hollywood" party for us this weekend - and the results were LOLgasmic!
She had no idea who half most of these Disney stars and tweens were, but the results are HIGHlarious!
CLICK HERE to watch what happens when she interviewsSelena Gomez and Taylor Lautner (above). And yes, she asked about their brief romance!
Also featuring appearances fromKelly Osbourne, Cody Linley, Matt Lanter, Varsity Fanclub, Priscilla Renea, The Noisettes, A Fine Frenzy and tons of other people we confuse too!
After her wonderful dance routine on Dancing With The Stars,Kelly Osbourne had dinner with her fiance Luke Worrall and her folks, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne at Sur restaurant.
Looks like Ozzy has yet to lose his sense of humor!
Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that there was some mayjah drama on the set of Dancing With the Stars last night!
Kelly Osbourne was quite anxious before she was supposed to go out stage, so she texted her mother, Sharon, who was there to support her, to come and help calm her.
When Sharon got backstage, however, she was turned away!
"Sharon didn't have the proper credentials," a show insider tells us. "Ever since last season's scare with Shawn Johnson and her stalker, security has been beefed up big time."
Both Kelly and Sharon were livid and Kelly broke down in tears just before she went out on stage.
Hopefully they'll get this all sorted out by the next episode!
On a visit to The Ellen DeGeneres Show, set to air Monday, Kelly Osbourneopens up about her family shared battle with drugs and alcohol and overcoming obstacles.
"I was ashamed of myself. I didn't want to tell my parents," said Kelly.
After years of seeing her father Ozzy struggle with his addictions, it became hard to face her own demons!
"My mom had been in a relationship with my father for years and years trying to get him sober. I was completely ashamed that I would have to go to her and now tell her that her daughter has issues as well," she continued. "I felt like I let her down – but what I didn't realize was that if I would have went to her a long time ago, she would have helped me no matter what."
The Dancing with the Stars contestant first experimented with drugs at 13, which spiraled out of control during the filming of The Osbournes and became a coping mechanism to deal with public disparagement regarding her weight.
"It was a lot for me to handle," divulged Kelly, "and I didn't handle it very well."
Kelly Osbourne has been rehearsing 5 hours a day for her upcoming appearance on Dancing with the Stars, but her delicious model fiance Luke Worrall is not appreciating her time-consuming schedule.
"I'm spending my life dancing and he's feeling a bit neglected," Kelly explains.
"But he'll be OK, it's not forever and actually he's really excited because he loves dancing, but I never dance with him because I'm too self-conscious. Hopefully that will all change now…I always thought dancing makes it look like people are dry-humping the air!"
Depends on who's dancing, we guess!
We're excited to see Kelly's moves on the dance floor!
In the midst of rehearsals for her stint on Dancing With The Stars, Kelly Osbourne took a moment to remember DJ AM during a recent interview. When asked about her reaction to the sudden loss due to drugs, Kelly replied:
"It's a constant reminder that sometimes you don't have control over it. It's really scary because if it can happen to someone like him, it can happen to anyone."
Still, even with her own drug demons haunting her, Kelly pushes on as she prepares for her dancing debut. Kelly admits she is surprised and excited that she said yes to the opportunity:
"It's one of those shows that a lot of people who are trying to revamp their career go into and do. And moody me would be like, oh, that's sad, I'm not doing that. But secretly I'm like, look how fit they get and look at those amazing dresses they get made for them, and they look like they're having so much fun…I'm turning 25 during the show and I just don't want to have any regrets anymore; I just wanna have fun. How many people in the world get an opportunity like this…and get paid for it?"
Not many!
We're rooting for you, bb! Can't wait to see how well (or not so well) you do!