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Michael Lohan's Getting Hitched

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We smell….fame whore!

OK! magazine reports that Michael Lohan is engaged to a much younger blonde named Erin Mueller.

Any relation to Charlie Sheen's Brooke Mueller????

Golddiggers Famewhores unite!

Lindsay must be so excited about her daddy's news! She's getting a new mommy/possible future girlfriend!

A 'source' (Michael?) revealed to the mag, "Michael recently proposed to his girlfriend Erin Muller. But they're keeping it quiet for the moment."

However, others report that Erin was flashing her stone last weekend at the Mercedez-Benz Bridgehampton Polo Tournament and was screaming, "we're engaged!"

This Erin girl must not be a golddigger per se, right?

Michael Lohan isn't 'rich', is he?

Maybe Erin wants to be friends with Lindsay?

[Image by Susan Mandel via WENN.]

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A Case Of The Fake People

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Someone in New York is pretending to be Lindsay Lohan's manager.

As if that weren't bad enough, Shady McShade is also claiming to be Gossip Girl star Blake Lively's manager.

The "manager" calls himself Roy Cohen and has reportedly been booking parties and shopping sprees for both actresses, which obviously never take place.

Cohen has been calling stores like Gucci and Prada and requesting private store viewing sessions.

He even called the Empire Hotel and claimed that Blake Lively and some friends would be stopping by for a party.

But neither LaLohan nor Lively have showed up to any events scheduled by Cohen.

Lohan's publicist says of Cohen, "He doesn’t rep Lindsay or Blake and no one knows who the creep is."

Maybe people should confirm things before believing a phone call????

[Image via WENN.]

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Can We All Just Leave Them Alone - Forever?

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Failed singer saMAN Ronson bailed on her twin sister to leave her own party to be with Lindsay Lohan.

On Tuesday night, saMAN and her twin, Charlotte Ronson, were celebrating their 31st birthday at the Bowery Hotel.

But, when the paparazzi showed up all over the place, Sammy and LaLohan fled the scene.

An inside source says, "Charlotte and Sam do this party every year. The photographers must have caught on because they were outside the hotel. Sam and Lindsay were livid and just left to go do their own thing."

How cute.

We still think Lindsay could do soooo much better!

[Image via WENN.]

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Does She Make You Wet???

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We just don't understand the appeal of saMAN Ronson.

What does LezLo see in her????

Is it her personality?

Her cheery disposition?

Her stunning, super model looks???

Her amazing talent???

What is it????

Cuz she has NONE of those things!

Despite that, Lohan seems attached at Ronson's hip MANgina.

The pair spent Monday walking saMAN's bulldog and shooting the shit in L.A.'s Larchmont Village.

Amy Winehouse-a-like Courtenay Semel would have been a better choice!

[Image by Adams-Rayne via JFX Online.]

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Date Night!

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LezLo and saMAN Ronson caught a movie together late on Sunday evening (at 11:00 P.M.)

What film did they go see?

Pineapple Express, obviously!

We're sure the thrice-rehabbed Lohan could really relate to that film.

On their way out, the lovebirds were met by the paparazzi. When one photog asked LezLo if she and saMAN could hold hands and kiss, Lohan pulled her hoodie all the way down and ran to the car.

Awwwwww. So sad.

No need to hide your love!

[Image via Ability Films.]

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Lohan's Lesbian Love Triangle

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We told y'all last month that saMAN Ronson was not Lindsay Lohan's first lesbian love.

Mogul spawn Courtenay Semel was La Lohan's first sapphic gal pal and the UK's News of the World has revealed details about their drama-filled relationship!

At one point, Lohan was in the middle of a love triangle, with Ronson on one side and Semel on the other.

Scandalous!

Courtenay must feel so…used! Lindsay now does little to disguise in public her feelings for Man—but this is only after months of covert gay experiments with Semel.

A friend (probably Courtenay herself) reveals to the NOTW that Semel said:

"Everyone thinks Samantha is Lindsay’s first lesbian love, but we were very passionate until her fear of being found out drove us apart. At the time she was terrified her career would be over if she revealed her sexual tendencies. But then Samantha came on to the scene and I was dropped.”

LezLo met Semel at a 2006 Malibu summer beach party.

Courtenay's 'friend' also says, Lohan bedded a string of men in a bid to suppress her lesbian urges — and to hide them from her public. The redhead supposedly sank into addictions as the pressure of her double life grew:

“From the start Lindsay was very confused about her feelings for Courtenay so did more and more drugs to stifle the sexual attraction she was experiencing. But eventually she just gave in and at every party they’d kiss and touch each other in the corner. It’s a miracle nobody found out. Both of them would do lines of cocaine in the toilets then head home and fall into bed together."

Throughout the following year, the pair stumbled through an on-again-off-again relationship as the troubled Lohan checked into a succession of rehab units and continued to date men as a ‘cover’.

Then in January 2007, saMAN Ronson entered the picture.

Snitchypoo said:

“Back then Samantha and Lindsay didn’t have a physical relationship. She once said, ‘Samantha’s the father I never had’! Apparently Samantha acted in a ‘paternal’ way towards her, giving her advice and cuddles.”

At one point, the friend added, both Courtenay and Samantha were separately visiting Lindsay at celeb rehab hotspot Promises.

Lindsay was supposedly sending love notes to saMAN and signing them 'Lindsay Ronson' but telling Court she loved her too!

It gets juicier…

By October 2007, Courtenay appeared to have the upper hand.

She and Lindsay moved into a rented house in Beverly Hills BUT Lohan still continued to hook up with boys.

According to the insider:

“Courtenay would throw fits of rage, writing her hundreds of angry e-mails from another room in the house. The sexual attraction between them was electric though and they’d still kiss and make up."

However, come December, Lindsay had bedded one man too many and, unable to take more humiliation, Courtenay moved out.

Guess who came back on the Lohan scene a week later?

Yup, the Man!

Semel's friend said, “Courtenay still can’t understand how Lindsay is now so open with Samantha. Every time she sees a picture of them together it kills her.”

We don't think it will be long before La Lohan breaks saMAN's heart too!

[Images via WENN.]

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Quote Of The Day

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"I want to be the guest star in that bed. I would hope that Samantha Ronson would be this hot, mean, butch top. I don't know about Lindsay, though. I'd have to see. I think the three of us would be great in a daisy chain."

- Margaret Cho tells New York magazine

[Image by The Media Circuit via WENN.]

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Why Such A Sour Puss????

Click here to watch a video LezLo and saMAN Ronson probably don't want you to see!

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The Girls Come Out At Night

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It was Hilton & Hilton vs the lesbians last night!

The ladies came out for the opening of L.A.s hottest new club, Alison Melnick's Apple Lounge in West Hollywood.

Paris came solo, as boyfriend Benji Madden is still on tour with Good Charlotte. And sister Nicky came with her boyfriend, David Katzenberg.

Lindsay Lohan was there too, and she took her boyfriend, saMAN Ronson, who was the DJ for the evening.

Why does she always have that look on her face????

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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