Whoa whoa whoa!
Lindsay Lohan was thisclose to having a major nip slip this weekend.
While stepping out of a helicopter, the rehab-bound actress' assets were almost too much for her slinky dress to handle, but by some miracle it didn't pop out.
God works in mysterious ways, y'all!
In case you forgot, LiLo's been in the country pAArtying at nightclubs doing "promotional" work for John John Denim and it seems like she's really taken on the South American vibe! As in, she's letting it ALL hang out!
Srsly, a couple more centimeters and the right girl would have been on display!
Erm, Lindsay? You might want to think about using a bra or covering up!
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Well, we suppose we sorta, kinda see a resemblance here.
Maybe it's the slightly messy hair or ripped jeans.
Amanda Seyfried landed at LAX from the east coast on Thursday after being mistaken for a certain someone named Lindsay Lohan at Newark airport.
The actress looked like your typical jet-setter in her jeans, knit sweater, and sneakers.
Silly fans! Don't know they LiLo only travels in leggings and Louboutins?!
We hope it didn't bother Amanda too much. And if it did, she should remind herself which Mean Girl is the one starring in the big blockbusters.
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Lindsay Lohan has finally landed in Brazil…and she's brought a couple new accessories with her.
And not the pretty kind!
After arriving THREE hours late to an event she was getting paid BIG time for, LiLo finally made her way into the John John flagship store opening in Sao Paulo wearing a short glittery mini skirt and sporting some nasty looking bruises on her legs.
And not just one small black and blue mark, but several huge ones all over her thighs and hands.
What is going on here?? Did she get in a fight? Have a bad tumble?
She was all smiles during the mere 40 minutes she stayed at the event so it couldn't have been too bad, but then again, with La Lohan, you never know what you're going to get.
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She's still got a few weeks before checking into rehab, but that's not stopping Lindsay Lohan from buying new clothes!
She was spotted in Venice leaving the Gotta Have It vintage store where we can only imagine what lovely duds she decided to pick up.
Wearing faded blue jeans, some inneresting colorful and embellished slippers, a gray tank without a bra, LiLo was already preparing for her time in rehab. Or was she preparing for a trip to Brazil???
Yes, La Lohan is already thinking about ways to
get out of rehab to pass the time before her official check-in date.
The good news in this whole sitch? She actually listened to the judge and had a friend drive her around in her Porsche whilst running her shopping errands. Guess she's finally learned that getting behind the wheel isn't exactly the best idea….
[Image via Malibu Joe/AKM-GSI Media.]
Thanks to a private jet, possibly the benevolent force of God, and maybe even some nice tailwind, Lindsay Lohan showed up to court in Los Angeles on Monday morning only 48 minutes late.
But she showed up–that's the important thing!
More important than that, however, was her choice of outfit, which was possibly her craziest YET!
LiLo chose to face the music in an
Designers might want to think twice about loaning Lindsay Lohan their clothes, unless they actually want it to be returned in a completely altered state!
Our Lady of Perpetual Chaos wore a gorgeous beaded Theia dress to the amFAR gala in NYC earlier this month and then proceeded to rip it to shreds at a club party after the event!
A source explained:
What a generous guy!
Lindsay Lohan needs more friends like Charlie Sheen in her life!
The 47-year-old actor wants to help LiLo out so much that he actually offered to go halfsies on her beaded Theia dress that she wore to the amfAR Gala in New York last week.
Just hours before the event, Charlie himself made the call to celebrity stylist Phillip Bloch to offer up half the cost of her designer gown.
"Never in a business like this do you see a celebrity pay for another celebrity. He's very considerate."
La Lohan reportedly turned down the offer, which was probably for the best.
While Charlie is a great friend, the last thing she wants is another thing to add to her list of debts! (Or another sugar daddy!)
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