And not in a good way!

Megan Fox unloaded a bucket of crazy on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon on Thursday. The wacktress discusses her deeply rooted paper phobia.

For really real!

She explains:

This just proves our theory that she's probably never read a book! At least, never without her precious cup of finger water!

Watch the video (above) to experience her mental instability first-hand!

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"Every time I go on stage. Instant diarrhea."

- Megan Fox, on what scares her, to the new issue of Cosmopolitan

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How disappointing!

Megan Fox's new horror movie, Jennifer's Body, opened at #5 at the U.S. box office on Friday, only pulling in $2.7 million in ticket sales!

The flick, penned by Juno's Diablo Cody, is expected to earn $7 mil by the weekend's close, securing its place as a box office bomb.

Guess Megan can't open a movie - yet!

In time, bb!

P.S. Maniston's new movie bombed too. No surprise there!

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Well this is…weird? Flattering? We'll go with a mix of both.

Megan Fox, who is admittedly anxious about 90% of time, is more so when she travels by plane.

Her solution?

Listening to Britney Spears!

For some reason we can't figure out, the musical stylings of the pop star have some soothing affect over Megan's aerophobia. She is convinced that by listening to her, she won't die!

She explains:

"I developed that (a fear of flying) when I turned 20. All of a sudden I got really afraid to get on airplanes. I had to come up with a way to deal with it because I didn't want to have panic attacks every time I get on a plane. I know for a fact it's not in my destiny to die listening to a Britney Spears album, so I always put that on in my (headphones) when I'm flying because I know it won't crash if I've got Britney on."

Um, we love Brit-Brit as much as the next person, but we don't see how her music can save you from a plane crash. Hopefully, Megan isn't listening to her during the safety demonstration before take off.

Listening to THAT will save you!

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It's always hard to read about a celebrity that has gone through such dark times, especially when they have so much going for them now.

Such is the case with the beautiful Megan Fox who opened up about her dark days to Rolling Stone magazine.

When she was asked about ever having an eating disorder, Megan wouldn't really say, stating that she didn't want to talk about it because if she did she would be "taking on a role-model status, and I’d have to choose my words very carefully, and I’d have to make sure I reveal it in a specific way, and I don’t want to do it."

What she did admit to was cutting herself during her teenage years:

"Yeah, but I don't want to elaborate. I would never call myself a cutter. Girls go through different phases when they’re growing up, when they’re miserable and do different things, whether it’s an eating disorder or they dabble in cutting."

Wow. Heavy stuff.

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Megan Fox just can't seem to keep her mouth shut!

In the October issue of Rolling Stone Fox speaks of what sounds to be a very tumultuous on-again/off-again relationship with Brian Austin Green.

"My temper is ridiculously bad. I've had to say to Brian, 'You have to go and stop talking to me, because I'm going to kill you. I'm going to stab you with something, please leave.'

I'd never own a gun for that reason. I wouldn't shoot to kill. But I would shoot him in the leg, for sure."

Ohhhh, just in the leg?

Umm, PSYCHO!

Girlfriend sure knows how to keep her name in the papers though!

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Well, Megan Fox had some choice words about Michael Bay's directing methods, and Bay's crew had more than choice words about Fox…

But Michael Bay doesn't care about either!

The Transformers director has taken the open letter his crew wrote slamming Fox off his website, and has replaced it with a statement!

Writes Bay:

I don't condone the crew letter to Megan. And I don't condone Megan's outlandish quotes. But her crazy quips are part of her crazy charm. The fact of the matter I still love working with her, and I know we still get along. I even expect more crazy quotes from her on Transformers 3.

He managed to put out that fire pretty quick!

Efficiency is key!

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Upon hearing Megan Fox's verbal diarrhea over Transformers director Michael Bay, three crew members from the Bay film have rushed to defend the director!

In case you've forgotten, Fox had called the Transformers director "like Hitler" and Napoleon, and that he's a "nightmare" to work for in a recent interview - dumb!

So now three Transformers crew members have written an open letter to Bay's fans that completely trashes Megan!!!

It's truly a must-read.

They write:

This is an open letter to all Michael Bay fans. We are three crew members that have worked with Michael for the past ten years. Last week we read the terrible article with inflammatory, truly trashing quotes by the Ms. Fox about Michael Bay. This letter is to set a few things straight.

Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm that we cover up to keep the moms happy.

Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses' life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one of the most googled and oogled women on earth. She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina – second thought – she’s no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional.

We know this quite intimately because we’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We've spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.

We are in different departments; we can’t give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan’s panties, the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sourpants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.

Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We’ve traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such the grump of the set?

When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it's very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) — easily another 45 minutes in the chair!

So when the three of us caught wind of Ms Fox, pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with Michael, to “working with Hitler”. We actually don’t think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn’t realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let’s get some facts straight.

Say what you want about Michael – yes at times he can be hard, but he's also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason – he simply wants people to bring their ‘A’ game. He comes very prepared, knows exactly what he wants, involves the crew and expects everyone to follow through with his or her best, and that includes the actors. He’s one of the hardest working directors out there.

He gets the best from his crews, many of whom have worked with him for 15 years. And yes, he’s loyal, one of the few directors we’ve encountered who lowered his fee by millions to keep Transformers in the United States and California, so he could work with his own crew.

Megan says that Transformers was an unsafe set? Come on Megan, we know it is a bit more strenuous then the playground at the trailer park, but you don’t insult one of the very best stunt and physical effects teams in the business! Not one person got hurt!

And who is the real Megan Fox? She is very different than the academy nominee and winning actors we’ve all worked around. She’s as about ungracious a person as you can ever fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her. We work to make her look good in every way, but she's absolutely never appreciative of anyone’s hard work. Never a thank you. All the crewmembers have stopped saying hi to Ms. Princess because she never says hello back. It gets tiring. Many think she just really hates the process of being an actress.

Megan has been late to the sets many times. She goes through the motions that make her exude this sense of misery. We’ve heard the A.D’s piped over the radio that Megan won’t walk from her trailer until John Turturro walks first! John’s done seventy-five movies and she’s made two!

Never expect Megan to attend any of the 15 or so crew parties like all the other actors have. And then there's the classless night she blew off The Royal Prince of Jordan who made a special dinner for all the actors. She doesn’t know that one of the grips' daughters wanted to visit their daddy’s work to meet Megan, but he wouldn’t let them come because he told them “she is not nice."

The press certainly doesn’t know her most famous line. On our first day in Egypt, the Egyptian government wouldn’t let us shoot because of a permit problem as the actors got ready in make up at the Four Seasons Hotel. Michael tried to make the best of it; he wanted to take the cast and crew on a private tour of the famous Giza pyramids. God hold us witness, Megan said, "I can’t believe Michael is fucking forcing us to go to the fucking pyramids!" I guess this is the “Hitler guy” she is referring to.

So this is the Megan Fox you don’t get to see. Maybe she will learn, but we figure if she can sling insults, then she can take them too. Megan really is a thankless, classless, graceless, and shall we say unfriendly bitch. It's sad how fame can twist people, and even sadder that young girls look up to her. If only they knew who they're really looking up to.

But ‘fame’ is fleeting. We, being behind the scenes, seen em’ come and go. Hopefully Michael will have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3. We can tell you that will make the crew happy!

-Loyal Transformers Crew

Vicious!!!!

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Listen up, fellas!

Although she plays a man eater (literally!) in her new film Jennifer's Body, Megan Fox dropped some deets on how to win her "heart" and although it's debatable, she claims to not be as terrifying as she seems.

The hottle with the body claims:

Dos:
She wants someone "funny and has a good sense of humor. I like someone who has a super gentle spirit and energy. I'm really gentle, and so I like a boy who will treat me that way."

Don'ts:
"I don't like boys who are mean to their mommies. That's a real turn off for me. And I don't like boys who aren't chivalrous. To me, not being respectful is a big deal."

On being nice (?):
"I was never a bad girl and still not. I challenged authority in school a little bit but nothing like Jennifer. Now I just speak my mind openly. That's who I am."

No kidding!

Less talky, more pretty!

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