
Who needs expensive jewelry and watches when you can score some free panties!?
Just like her hubby Orlando Bloom, Miranda Kerr was the victim of the Bling Ring's sticky fingers! Specifically her panty drawer!
In Nancy Jo Sales' new book, which inspired Sofia Coppola's upcoming film, the Vanity Fair contributing editor explains why, of all things, they would go after Miranda's butt floss.
According to Sales:

Orlando Bloom is one fantastic daddy!
He took his baby boy Flynn out and about in West Hollywood, California!
The sexxxxy actor was on daddy duty while his baby mama was out and about in NY doing cool fashion stuffs!
But if we keep seeing more pictures of Orlando and his darling son, we won't mind if she never comes back!
Just kidding!
Sort of, ha!!!
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Even though Orlando Bloom is flipping us off, he's still one seXXXy man!
First, the 36-year-old star worked out in Hollywood yesterday, and then he got on his Ducati to get to wherever he was going, which in turn… made us completely lose our minds!!
It's one thing for Miranda Kerr's hubby to work on his hawt bod, but when he decides to be a bad boy and give us the finger, things just get unfair.
We understand that Miz Kerr has been married to The Lord of the Rings actor since 2010, but we still have to say that he's one hunky man we would not mind being next to, even if he can be rude from time to time.
LOLz.
Ch-ch-check out Orlando throwing up the Eff U sign (above)!
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We don't see them every day, which it makes it that much better when we actually do!
Orlando Bloom was spotted with his adorable son Flynn in LaLaLand!
The two went out for some yummy lunch before they tried on a whole assortment of clothes!
Food, clothes, and Orlando Bloom - sounds a lot like our dreams every night!!!
Our only regret is that we didn't get to see Orlando without his shirt, but alas there's always tomorrow!
But for now - this was more than enough!!
Check out more wonderful pictures (below) !!
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Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr don't have marital problems to work out! They have a baby to work out!
The hot and happy couple were spotted taking baby Flynn to the gym in West Hollywood.
So what kind of exercises do babies do? Well, Flynn mostly wants to work on his lats, get his core really ripped, you know, get that killer V shape.
Or possibly just figure out that whole walking thing!
Ch-ch-check out the pics (below) of the totes adorbz fam getting healthy together!
Looks like one happy family to us! Whoever said the Blooms' bloom is off the rose must have been majorly mistaken!
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No wonder Miranda Kerr married Orlando Bloom!
On Wednesday, The Hobbit actor went to a gym in West Hollywood, and right after he was done with his fitness, he put on his biker jacket and helmet and got on his Ducati.
We don't know what it is about men on motorcycles, but it's just something about that bad boy appeal that we can't help but love.
Bloom is one fine man, and we would NOT mind jumping on the back of his bike with him! LOLz
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Finally the truth comes out!
We were SHOCKED to learn that Miranda Kerr wouldn’t be a Victoria’s Secret Angel anymore, but now there are more deets on the removal of her wings!
Turns out it had nothing to do with her "difficult" personality or lack of sales, quite the contrary! The Aussie supermodel is simply too busy with her other modeling gigs to fulfill her angelic duties.
A heavenly source explained: