SO MUCH NO!!!
If you believe the rumors, then yes, they're done!
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Look, we all know how badly most US citizens view our politicians. And it's not getting any better.
Abysmal poll numbers come out all the time, but with everyone's so low, how does one even compare, say, potential 2016 presidential candidates?
Well, thanks to FiveThirtyEight.com and The Washington Post's WonkBlog, we can finally put those numbers up against something people understand- Star Wars!
They combined the popularity polls for Hillary Clinton, Chris Christie, and more names that have been thrown around as possibly running on 2016.
And it turns out Darth Vader has them all beat! But the Sith Lord wasn't alone! Even his decrepit jerky jerk of a boss Emperor Palpatine beat almost everyone!
See the entire popularity rankings that'll make you wonder if the American people would rather have a Galactic Empire …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Sarah Palin just got BUSTED for breaking the law!
The former half-term Alaska governor was flooring her Toyota Tundra pickup truck at 63 mph in a 45 mph zone when cops stopped her and wrote her a speeding ticket!
It all went down in her hometown of Wasilla, Alaska, where Miz Palin used to be the mayor! But that didn’t stop officers from writing Sarah a $154 fine!
The real crime she committed though was her attempt at comedy afterwards!
When asked about her lead foot, Palin explained:
It seems like the Environmental Protection Agency’s Office of Water is one of the many people who just can't stop playing the game!
Last night one of the employees tweeted from the wrong Twitter handle (we assume) and the world was given the HIGHlarious gem (above) which got over 3,000 tweets prior to it disappearing!
Hmmm… surprising that the government is only a C-List star in the game… As Willow Pape would say: #Illuminati #Obamacare
However, EPAWater got rid of the tweet after THREE HOURS of it floating around the Twitterverse, (lol) but the delay in deleting isn't even the best part.
The agency stepped it up a level in their apology, saying:
The crash of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17 was a horrible tragedy on a global level.
President Barack Obama spoke Friday morning about the crash, accentuating the fact that the entire world was affected.
The President confirmed that at least one US citizen - Quinn Lucas Schansman - was lost in the crash.
Obama also revealed the current belief by American intelligence that Russian-backed separatists in the Ukraine were responsible for the missile that brought down the flight.
Check out the video (above) to find out what the US is doing about the horrific act.
Although Latta, South Carolina's police chief Crystal Moore was fired by her mayor Earl Bullard after he allegedly blasted her lesbian lifestyle as "questionable," she has since been rehired!
The town voted to give her her old job back, and to hear the experience from Crystal's point of view is truly AH-Mazing. Here's what she had to say about her emotional rehiring:
ANOTHER Malaysia Airlines Flight Has Reportedly Crashed Just Months After Flight 370 Went Missing!
Ukraine President Denies Shooting Down Malaysia Airlines Flight Amidst All The Rumors
President Obama & Putin React To Malaysia Plane Crash
This MSNBC Anchor Got Pranked By A Howard Stern Fan During Her Malaysia Airlines Crash Coverage - And She Didn't Even Notice!
Jason Biggs Tweets Himself Into Trouble AGAIN For Joking About The Malaysia Airlines Crash
What One Malaysia Airlines Crash Victim Posted To Facebook Before The Flight Will Give You Chills
Joe Biden Speaks Out As American Intelligence Confirms That Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17 Was Shot Down
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American intelligence has confirmed that the crash of Malaysian Airlines Flight MH17 in the Ukraine was not an accident.
Though it's still unclear who fired the missile that brought the commercial jet down, NATO Secretary General Anders Fogh Rasmussen has promised a full international investigation.
Vice President Joe Biden issued some remarks as well, given the new information, before a speech to Netroots Nation. He said: