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Darth Vader For President? Star Wars Villain Polling Higher Than Every 2016 Hopeful! (Sorry, Hillary!)

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Look, we all know how badly most US citizens view our politicians. And it's not getting any better.

Abysmal poll numbers come out all the time, but with everyone's so low, how does one even compare, say, potential 2016 presidential candidates?

Well, thanks to FiveThirtyEight.com and The Washington Post's WonkBlog, we can finally put those numbers up against something people understand- Star Wars!

They combined the popularity polls for Hillary Clinton, Chris Christie, and more names that have been thrown around as possibly running on 2016.

And it turns out Darth Vader has them all beat! But the Sith Lord wasn't alone! Even his decrepit jerky jerk of a boss Emperor Palpatine beat almost everyone!

See the entire popularity rankings that'll make you wonder if the American people would rather have a Galactic Empire …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

Sarah Palin Got A Speeding Ticket & Then Told Two AWFUL Jokes To Justify It! How Fast Was The Ex-Guv Going When She Got Pulled Over??

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Sarah Palin just got BUSTED for breaking the law!

The former half-term Alaska governor was flooring her Toyota Tundra pickup truck at 63 mph in a 45 mph zone when cops stopped her and wrote her a speeding ticket!

It all went down in her hometown of Wasilla, Alaska, where Miz Palin used to be the mayor! But that didn’t stop officers from writing Sarah a $154 fine!

The real crime she committed though was her attempt at comedy afterwards!

When asked about her lead foot, Palin explained:

President Barack Obama Addresses The Malaysia Airlines Crash, Confirms There Was An American Citizen Killed

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The crash of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17 was a horrible tragedy on a global level.

President Barack Obama spoke Friday morning about the crash, accentuating the fact that the entire world was affected.

The President confirmed that at least one US citizen - Quinn Lucas Schansman - was lost in the crash.

Obama also revealed the current belief by American intelligence that Russian-backed separatists in the Ukraine were responsible for the missile that brought down the flight.

Check out the video (above) to find out what the US is doing about the horrific act.

Lesbian Police Chief Fired By Mayor Rehired As Town Rallies Behind Her!

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Although Latta, South Carolina's police chief Crystal Moore was fired by her mayor Earl Bullard after he allegedly blasted her lesbian lifestyle as "questionable," she has since been rehired!

The town voted to give her her old job back, and to hear the experience from Crystal's point of view is truly AH-Mazing. Here's what she had to say about her emotional rehiring:

Joe Biden Speaks Out As American Intelligence Confirms That Malaysian Airlines Flight MH17 Was Shot Down

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American intelligence has confirmed that the crash of Malaysian Airlines Flight MH17 in the Ukraine was not an accident.

Though it's still unclear who fired the missile that brought the commercial jet down, NATO Secretary General Anders Fogh Rasmussen has promised a full international investigation.

Vice President Joe Biden issued some remarks as well, given the new information, before a speech to Netroots Nation. He said: