Talk about burning bridges!
Sara started the letter off as a sort of breakup with the company saying:
[Image via People.]
Good news: Your life is now so much closer to being complete.
Kim Kardashian West already gave you a wealth of fabulous Kimojis to spice up your daily mundane conversations, and now there's Kimoji-themed merch to really give your life that extra kick it needs!
Think of how you've had to toil for so long without butt-print wrapping paper and a 'Send Nudes' phone case. It's been a real damn struggle.
But, NO MORE!
You'll have no choice but to one-up her with a Kylie Jenner-themed one!
See some more upcoming items in the gallery (above)!
Nothing like a little retail therapy to get over a breakup…
On Friday, the rapper and the Instagram star continued their love affair by enjoying France's best shops and restaurants!
They were spotted at Saint Laurent where the Rack City artist was seen grabbing a few items for himself. Later that night, they dined at the Agent Provocateur restaurant in town.
Both Miz Mawby and the Compton-native wore all-black outfits.
As we wrote, Kylie is reportedly only dating new flame PartyNextDoor to make Tyga jealous.
Sorry Ky! It doesn't seem to be working!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
If you're not using a 24-karat gold plate dildo, then what is even the point?!
You might as well never have an orgasm again!
Gwyneth Paltrow has released a list of sex toys on Goop, and naturally our favorite thing on it is the gold dildo that costs $15K! You can also get the stainless steel version for $7,900, you cheapskate.
The Lelo Inez dildo has a very ergonomic shape that reminds us of a banana, and is marketed as "…perfect for those who understand that you can't put a price on pleasure."
The company also promises discreet shipping, a one-year warranty, and ten-year guarantee.
There are two reviews of the product by, we suppose, real people who actually bought this thing. We're gonna go ahead and imagine they're lonely trophy wives stuck in a beachfront glass house while their spouses jet off to Dubai on "business."
Reviewer Jean wrote:
Hold up, is Kylie Jenner trying to make Von Dutch cool again??
The 18-year-old may have been too young to know what it was back in the day, but lo and behold, she rocked their trucker hat on Snapchat just the other day.
And on Tuesday, here she was donning one of their zip ups!!
Just like wigs (LOLz!), the lip kit maven decided to bring the trend back while out on a Beverly Hills shopping spree, pairing the tan number with leather J Brand leggings, Converse sneakers, and her Hermes Birkin.
This is one look we never wanted to see resurrected, but it'll probably be no time before everyone is wearing it.
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
When will it end???
Never, Perezcious readers. NEVER.
The sisters already have their own clothing line, but now they've introduced handbags. Jewelry and other accessories cannot be far behind.
We're all doomed!
No, but in all seriousness, good for them.
So fur. Much fluffy. Very warmth.
Gosh. Imagine just having to pack these into suitcases! Although we suppose they have minions for that.
Anyway, mother and daughter certainly looked warm and toasty in the 60-something degree Rome weather while hitting up various shops.
Kris was completely swamped in her brown number, while Kenny attempted to be less ostentatious in a tiered short-sleeved coat styled with leather leggings and white sneakers.
So that was nice.
We keep it faux if we must look like we're wearing a dead animal, but do you have an entire closet solely dedicated to fur, Perezcious readers???
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
Single looks really good on Lea Michele!
On Thursday, Lea attended a shopping event for Diane von Furstenberg at The Grove to benefit the National Multiple Sclerosis Society, and she looked HOT!
Her slinky little gold and black striped mini dress was sexy without being too revealing or too ostentatious, and it looked perfect offset by her tan skin and dark hair.
Black pumps with a gold metallic bar along the vamp were also a very nice touch.
Here's looking at you, kid!
[Image via WENN.]