WHY ARE FARTS SO FUNNY/HOW DID WE MISS THIS!
A big ole butt toot!
Well, you're going to have to press PLAY (below) to decide for yourself!
Ahhh, this is so totally and completely scary!!
According to her own tweets, Rose McGowan's house almost burnt down last night!
The fire department arrived at her El Lay home quickly to extinguish the blaze, which is apparently the only reason why her residence is still standing!
Mercifully, all of her loved ones are all also safe and sound!!
A source close to the situation revealed what happened to the Charmed star's dogs:
We suspect she'll have to cover up much, MUCH more in order to get married to Davey Detail at a nunnery!
So much so, Rose is pretty much doing a 180 and having the purest wedding possible! Or at least having her wedding at the purest place possible!
She revealed some wedding deets and said:
And here everyone though Paige Matthews was a real witch, LOLz!!
Rose McGowan just confirmed that she's indeed engaged to artist Davey Detail, and we couldn't be more thrilled!!!
The two have only dated since 2012, but apparently that was plenty of time for him to charm the pants off the Charmed star and talk her into waltzing down the aisle in white!!
Previously, the 39-year-old actress dated shock-rocker Marilyn Manson and Grindhouse director Robert Rodriguez, but this time Rose seems like she's truly settling down!!
Ch-ch-check out her non-traditional engagement ring for yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Our spell-casting finger is itching in SO much anticipation…
Cause we FINALLY get to see former urban wiccan Paige AKA Rose McGowan as the younger version of the EVIL Cora!
We've been writing about Rose and her not-so-mysterious role in Once Upon A Time as the miller's daughter for a while now, and we were super dissapointed that the teaser for Sunday's episode — appropriately titled The Miller's Daughter — didn't show ONE shot of young Cora…
But NOW we have so many JUICY sneak peeks that shed light on Cora's past AND why she's so hateful towards Snow White and her mother, Eva!
Ch-ch-check out the first VERY revealing clip (above), and feast your eyes on SO MANY pics from the episode (below)
Then, prepare yourselves for three more sneaky peeks, including one depicting Cora and Rumpie's past relationship that may SHOCK you …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
We can't begin to discuss next week's Once Upon A Time without talking a little about last night's VERY revealing episode…
SO, we finally get some semblance of a timeline in fairy-tale land, PHEW! We were getting a MAJOR headache trying to piece all the tales together, trying to make sense of their inconsistent time references!
And now we know (although we already knew!) that Cora is the Miller's daughter and that Regina is most likely the baby whose soul Cora traded to Rumple for his help turning all that straw into gold…
Which sets up THIS Sunday's episode, appropriately titled The Miller's Daughter!
Ch-ch-check out the teaser (above)!
Unfortunately, there is NO sign of the lovely Rose McGowan as the young Cora in the promo, but we cannot WAIT to see how everything went down between her and Rumple all those years ago, including the specifics of the deal they made together!
Plus, it's going to be so effing fun to see Rose in a witchy role once more!
Also… did Snow REALLY just give Cora the magical dagger? Did she know it was a fake?! WHAT THE F*CK SNOW?!?!!?!
What a CHARMING depiction of magical deal-making!!!
Ch-ch-check out the FIRST picture of Rose as the Miller's daughter who is about to make a deal with the tricksy Rumpelstiltskin (above)!
Ahhhh so CORA is meant to be the poor girl who promises Rumple her first child in exchange for his help turning straw into gold!
WAIT… so is REGINA the child she gives up?!?!?! OH MAN how deliciously intriguing!!!
SO souped to see Rose in the role of young Cora AND to find out just HOW Cora becomes so defiantly devilish!
[Image courtesy of ABC/Disney.]