Well, we assume it was stalking children — they're about the right size for an 18 foot python to eat! So what if it wasn't ACTIVELY stalking kids??
Luckily, it didn't chow down on some toddlers, because the 18-foot snake was found in time by a Florida water-quality maintenance crew!
They said they run across snakes from time to time, but this was enough to fill all their pants with snake-fear poop!
Here's what agency spokesperson Randy Smith said:
We're no math experts, but something definitely doesn't add up here!!
Last year, Eric Ferguson and his wife Laura rushed to the Lake Norman Regional Medical Center after he suffered a snake bite on his foot!
The 54-year-old North Carolina native was treated with 4 doses of anti-venom, and after an 18-hour stay in the emergency room he found himself face-to-face with a $89,227 bill, and more than $81,000 of it went towards the anti-venom!!
Obviously the couple felt as though they were severely overcharged, so they went online and did a little research only to find the medicine was actually in the price range of
Oh no, not cannibal rats again!
53-year-old William Buchman's Santa Ana, Calif. home was investigated after authorities obtained a search warrant under the suspicion of animal abuse, and what they found was SHOCKING!
The grade-school teachers home was FILLED with
Left: Beyoncé at Blue Ivy Carter's zoo- themed 2nd birthday!
Right: Britney Spears at the 2001 MTV Video Music Awards!
Both musical goddesses are fiercely wearing yellow python snakes.
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This is so awful! Must've been absolutely terrifying!
A luxury hotel security guard on Indonesia's resort island of Bali was killed when a 15-foot python crushed him to death!
The 59-year-old man, Ambar Arianto Mulyo, worked a restaurant near the hotel and when a large snake was spotted in the area, he offered to help catch it.
He was actually able to grab the snake by the head and tail and control it enough to start carrying it away… across his shoulders.
The snake quickly wrapped itself around the man and began crushing him to death.
Several people witnessed the attack, but no one was able to do anything. They even called the cops but the cops couldn't do anything.
One witness said:
American Horror Story's Sarah Paulson is one seriously brave lady!!
She needed real courage to be on AHS in the first place because that show is terrifying!!
But she also had to face her real fear… snakes!!
Worst part? She had to have them crawling all over her while she was filming an intense sex scene!
Sarah told a little bit about what it was all like in an interview with Vulture: