Gag us. Gag us hard - and often!

Lauren Conrad's overpriced clothing line was recently dropped from trendy Beverly Hills boutique Kitson.

But, the store has decided to add another overpriced, Hills-inspired line to its collection.

Two Whitney Port designed dresses can now be picked up at the store.

The dress on the left is priced at $495. The ruffle round the neck dress is $345.

Would you spend that kind of money on those dresses????

[Image via Kitson.]

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MTV's newest reality show star, The Hills Whitney Port, who has gotten her own spinoff, was caught cozying up to her ex-boyfriend, film critic Ben Lyons.

A snitch told In Touch Weekly that the two reunited at the trendy Rose Bar in New York last week.

The source said, "They were ordering drinks and talking very closely. Ben was being affectionate and making her laugh until they left at about 1 a.m."

Will Ben play a big role in Whitney's New York based fashion reality show?

He's a hottie. We approve!

Do U?

[Images via WENN.]

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Warning: Spoiler alert! Spoiler alert!

Do not read on if you don't want to find out what happens next on your favorite scripted reality show!

Last week, Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port were snapped filming an episode of The Hills at a Beverly Hills restaurant.

According to the paps, they were filming some pretty "emotional" scenes.

L.C. apparently pretended to cry as Whitney left the set.

We're assuming this is the episode where Whit tells the brat that she's leaving LA for her Diane Von Furstenberg gig in the NYC.

L.C.'s fakery is like a train wreck. You don't want to look but you can't help it!

[Images via WENN.]

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The Hills star Whitney Port was just spotted at the Magic fashion trade show in Las Vegas.

Her legs are twigs!!!!

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The rumors turned out to be true!

According to a new report, Whitney Port started a P.R. gig with top design house Diane von Furstenberg on Monday.

MTV has been spotted filming at the company's offices this week.

AND a friend of Whitney's has reportedly been hired by the DVF crew too!

Sounds like WhitWhit is filming a spinoff to us!

[Image via WENN.]

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Another blow to L.C.!

According to reports, Whitney Port is aligning herself with one of the biggest names in fashion — Diane Von Furstenberg!

Bye bye fashion PR, hello fashion prime time!

That's right, The Hills star may soon be working at DVF. That's a real job, honey.

Wow, wow, wow!

The source also says that reality-producer types have been seen at the DVF headquarters.

Will Whitney's work at DVF be featured on The Hills?

Or..is it all part of the Whitney spin-off show plans?

We bet LC's hating on that idea!

[Image via WENN.]

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We smell a bit of jealousy in the air!!!!

And it's coming from Lauren Conrad's direction.

Though Beef Curtains would never admit to that!

As we mentioned yesterday, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are not getting their own reality spin-off show on MTV. Yet.

Instead, wallflower Whitney Port will be receiving her new show and will be featured as a jet-setter, going bi-coastal for work, and hanging out with some dumb fun blondes. And that group will include "socialite Olivia Palermo."

What? Who?

Yea, exactly.

MTV is probably trying to create the next Paris or Nicole Richie, but it isn't going to happen with that Olivia chick.

As for Lauren, she had some nice, media-appropriate words to say for Whitney, "I think that Whitney will do really well with it. She is a very likable person."

What she really means is, "Fuck, I hope that bitch doesn't steal my 15 minutes of fame with her new show!"

As for any advice Lauren could give, she said "I would just tell her to have fun with it. She's always made it very clear on The Hills that she doesn't want her personal life involved on the show, so it would definitely mean that she would have to come out of her comfort zone. I hope they do the show."

Whitney herself had the following to say, "As far as I know, I've just been filming for a fourth season of The Hills. Everything is just kind of hearsay at this point. The thought of it sounds a little scary because I've always tried to keep things a little bit private. I just have to take everything day by day."

You better be sucking major MTV cock, Whitney.

We have a feeling this project is gonna crash and burn before it gets off the ground!

[Image via WENN.]

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Can't they come up with any new ideas????

Reports keep circulating that MTV is preparing to make a spinoff of their "reality" show The Hills.

They need to milk that cow!

And the lucky winner of their own spinoff show is?

Heidi & Spencer Whitney Port.

The show will consist of a crew following around Whitney as she becomes a jet-setter traveling coast-to-coast while she "works" for a fashion PR firm.

And, to make the show interesting, Whitney will magically become friends with a blonde group of New Yorkers.

How Sex & The City of her!

A source says, “There will be more blondes in the city than you ever expected!”

Oh, fun…

Will U be watching this disaster????

Isn't Whitney, like, really boring????

[Image via WENN.]

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It looks like the ratings are dropping hard for MTV's biggest scripted show, The Hills.

Viewership for last week's season finale were at a disappointing 3.8 million! That's a good one million below the show's December finale and its return in March.

Are people getting bored of the usual script or are they finally starting to realize that there's no reality in it????

Oh well, it seems like the ladies from The Hills might have to get a real job soon!

But what will they do for a living?

Did any of them finish college????

Do any of them have "real" work experience and not just The Hills staged work experience?

Where will the cast from The Hills end up?

Probably in another spin-off show with a new title.

Anyone ready for The Valley, Malibu Beach, or The West Hollywood?

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