The America Ferrera we all met two years ago when Ugly Betty started is officially dead.

In her place is this Eva Longoria clone.

And that's not a bad thing!

Like a swan, America has blossomed into a full-fledged, super glam Hollywood star.

Here she is outside the Ed Sullivan theater for a taping of Letterman in NYC on Thursday.

What a transformation!

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The men performed a lame medley of their biggest hits, Step by Step and The Right Stuff, on the Today show. Dance moves and all!

The ladies "loved" it!

P.S. They've grown tone deaf over the years.

They sounded horrible!

Gwyneth Paltrow makes her way out of Madonna's London gym on Thursday.

What crawled up her ass????

The actress also showed off a new hairdo.

Blah!

Below is what Gwyneth looks like with a lot of makeup and Photoshop, on the cover of the new V magazine.

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“I used to shit on myself until I was 12 years old. I didn’t stop until I got a job.”

- Shia LaBeouf tells the new issue of GQ

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8. Kristina Chen's Latest Masterpiece
9. THIS Is What The Crackheads Do Together!
10. Shia: Making Solo Indy Movie!

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Now that it is legal for gays and lesbians to get married in the wonderful state of California…

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are getting married!

The talk show host made the beautiful announcement at a taping of her TV show Thursday night, which airs today, a Perezcious reader in the audience tells us.

And, Madonna sends a great surprise video message.

Congrats to Ellen and Portia!!!!!

So exciting!!!!!!

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The YouTube divorcee is back!

Click here to watch Tricia Walsh-Smith's new video.

She's soooo fucking crazy. We love it!

The California Supreme Court took a stance for equality on Thursday.

By overturning the archaic ban on gay marriage, the judges reaffirmed their belief that all residents of this great state should be treated the same under the law.

Now, a few prominent members of the LGBT community are speaking out to The Advocate about this historic day!

Ellen DeGeneres:
"I’m thrilled that the California supreme court overturned the ban on gay marriage. I can’t wait to get married. We all deserve the same rights, and I believe that someday we’ll look back on this and not allowing gays to marry will seem as absurd as not allowing women to vote.

P.S. I’m registered at Crate & Barrel."

T.R. Knight:
Our 'certain inalienable rights' are protected today. It makes me proud to live in a country that works to correct its sins."

Melissa Etheridge:
"I feel they have made an honest woman of me. What a wonderful blessing for us and the gay community. We’re moving forward. It makes me feel happy for the whole human race that we are finally getting out of our differences and coming together and we are putting this all behind us. It really is going to be the thing that we talk to our kids and our grandkids and say, 'That was the olden days — wasn’t that ridiculous?'"

Marc Jacobs:
" Who to love and how to love should be up to the individual or the couple. Enough said!"

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On Thursday, a Manhattan federal judge awarded Lil' Kim $500,000 in a lawsuit against Junior M.A.F.I.A. rapper Lil' Cease and his entertainment company.

Apparently, Lil' Cease and company wrongly capitalized on the Queen B's fame to sell an unauthorized DVD.

Lil' Kim was originally seeking $6 million in damages.

At least she walked away with something!

Karma's a bitch for Lil' Cease. The rapper had testified against Lil’ Kim in a perjury trial that landed her in prison for one month and a day back in 2005.

Will she use the money to get her Bentley back?

Somehow we have a feeling that the Lohans will need to change their story pretty soon!

Lil sis Ali Lohan and momager Dina Lohan are promoting their new "reality" show, Living Lohan.

During a recent interview with TV's Extra, the topic turned to thrice-rehabbed sister Lindsay Lohan, because she's obviously more interesting than the show.

When asked what the family thought about the rumors of Lindsay's romantic relationship with Sam 'The Man' Ronson, they each gave their opinion.

Dina stated, "Samantha's an amazing girl."

Ok, so there are two lies there. Keywords: Amazing & Girl

Like a well-trained animal, Ali added, "They're best friends. They're just friends. It's pathetic what people say."

Riiiiiiight.

Is "friends" code word for "lovers"?

And in response to the countless tabloid reports bashing the Lohan family, Dina says, "I've learned to just deal with it. It's so silly. We actually laugh about it now… It really does hurt…. but you develop a thick skin. You have to ignore it."

As for the "reality" show, the two explain their reasons behind filming it. Oh, and of course they don't say it's to gain publicity and/or money.

Dina says, "To set the record straight as to who we are as people."

Ali adds, "My mom is just a regular mom trying to help her kids follow their dreams."

And for saying that line correctly, Ali gets an extra $5 added to her weekly salary.

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