Who's to say she doesn't have talent?

It takes some mayjah skill to be that stoopid!

While attempting to defend her late-night antics on UStream, Tila Tequila managed to make the situation more volatile by trying to get "support," discussing her domestic abuse case and dissing Rihanna!

"Well, you know, I couldn't sleep, and I started getting anxiety," she says of the tape. "I just kind of flipped out a little bit."

She pulled a tampon out of her cooter and streamed it live!!!! That's an understatement!

"I just wish … I hope that everybody gives me a second chance to support me this time, to give me a fair chance because they didn't give me a fair chance the first time," claims the former reality TV star, regarding her domestic abuse lawsuit against Shawne Merriman.

Considering District Attorney Bonnie Dumanis dismissed her case, we're not the only ones that think she's full of shiz!

"They didn't even look into [my case]. When my case first came out, everyone was calling me a liar because [they said] if he really did beat you, you wouldn't have said anything because Rihanna never said anything [at first]," said Tila. "But I am not her. No offense to Rihanna, but because of what she did, it sends out a message to everyone … 'When you get beat or abused, keep your mouth shut.'"

Tila needs to keep her effing mouth shut!!!

"So I decided I am going to come out and speak about it and fight for it…" she kept yapping. "What Rihanna did … her message was to say quiet and that's not OK."

Dumb bitch!

Where's your Tila army now?!

It may not be living up to the critics' tastes, but New Moon KILLED it when it comes to the midnight release numbers!

Predictions are rolling in that it beat both The Dark Knight's and Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince's numbers, raking in between $23 and $24 million for the 12:01 AM screenings!

If New Moon keeps it up all day it could break the biggest Friday opening record too!

Did U see Bella and Edward in action at midnight?

Who was the biggest Famewhore of 2009? The Celeb of the Year?

The Perezzies, our year-end awards, are back, and they're better than ever - with new categories, including one nominated by U, and their very own website, Perezzies.com!!

We have 15 awesome Perezzies categories! We want U to do the nominating!

Once we get all the names, we'll ask U to vote on the top 5 nominees in each category.  On December 15, we'll announce the winners.

Also, a very special thank you to our 2009 sponsor, Grand Marnier!

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Hottest Hookup:

Biggest Breakup:

Biggest Famewhore:

Biggest D-Bag:

Hottest Hottie:

Best Dressed:

Worst Dressed:

Most Improved:

Hottest Mess:

Biggest Fail:

Fiercest Cougar:

Biggest Blockbuster:

And our newest category, suggested by U is: Best Song

Living the Good Life:

Celeb of the Year:

"I’m so refreshed by her. I think she’s finally taking risks. Like where are those people? You know what I mean? I’m inspired by it. I’m like, ‘Yeah, fuck yeah. Let’s take risks. I think she’s smart. I predict that she will experiment and change it up a little bit. She’s got to show a little crack in the veneer for the audience to really get a three-dimensional view of who she is. I love that she’s brave enough to be that eccentric. I think it takes balls to be that out there.”

- Adam Lambert on Lady GaGa to Out magazine

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YUCK!

Carrie Prejean's brother, Billy Arnone, was recently interviewed about the scandal surrounding his sister's library of solo sex tapes and his response was shocking to say the least!

First, when he was asked about her age during the making of the tapes, he flubbed her whole "I was a minor" excuse saying:

"She was 19 years old…or 17 years old. Whatever, she was a teenager. It was from a cell phone, it was supposed to be totally confidential. I think people should move on."

Now here comes the ICK factor!

When asked if he would watch the tapes OF HIS SISTER if they got published he said: "If they were put in front of me I'd probably watch it."

Ewww! Ewww! Ewwww!

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Despite the tragic accident this morning that injured her lighting crew and ended in the death of her bus driver when her bus overturned in Virgina, Miley Cyrus intends on performing this weekend.

An employee a the Greensboro Coliseum Complex in Greensboro, NC confirmed that "The show is going on as scheduled."

Going to be kind of hard without any lights, huh?

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While visiting boy toy Jesus Luz' family, Madonna took time during her vacay to see some of the not so glamorous parts of Brazil.

Touring the lawless city of Dona Marta, her Madgesty insisted on wearing a bullet-proof vest under her leather jacket.

Good call!

Just like in Malawi, M is planning to build a school in the shantytown after raising $10 million dollars from local businessmen.

Dayumm! That's a lot of $$$! But who could say no to Madonna?

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Halle Berry is no stranger to domestic violence, having dealt with the abuse against her mother by her father as well as an abusive relationship in the past.

That said, she had some thoughts on the incident between Rihanna and Chris Brown:

“Recently, Rihanna stepped forward and obviously she had an issue with domestic violence. She was able to get away which isn’t often the easiest thing. Any time a woman frees herself from that kind of bondage and that kind of situation I’m proud.”

We're proud of RiRi, too!

Halle just helped launch photographer Mark Liddell's book Exposed: 10 Years in Hollywood, in which some of the proceeds with go towards the Jenesse Center, a domestic violence organization.

Celebs doing good, that's what we like to see!

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We don't think anyone involved with the Twilight franchise is going to lose much sleep over this!

The Vatican is hating on the Twilight series, including New Moon, which opens TODAY, calling it a "moral vacuum with a deviant message". Those close to holiness are concerned with the message the movie is sending out to people, especially their target audience - teenagers.

Monsignor Franco Perazzolo, of the Pontifical Council of Culture, says:

"The theme of vampires in Twilight combines a mixture of excesses that as ever is aimed at young people and gives a heavy ­esoteric element. It is once again that age-old trick or ideal formula of using extremes to make an impact at the box office. This film is nothing more than a moral vacuum with a deviant message and as such should be of concern."

We think you have finally made it, Twilight. You're not really a franchise worth having if the Vatican doesn't think you'll destroy the Roman Catholic Church and corrupt moviegoers across the world.

Welcome to the Big Leagues! We're so proud!

So how many of U have seen New Moon already? Thoughts?

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