Is it just us, or should the topic of conversation been TMI and not UTI?!

Snooki and JWoww were Andy Cohen's guests last night on Watch What Happens, and during the shitstorm of an interview, Snooki explained that the cause of the urinary tract infection she had, which was featured on last night's episode of Jersey Shore, was…well, you can watch for yourself (above)!

Yeah. We think they should have changed the name of Watch What Happens to Watch What Should Never Be Discussed on Television But Will Be Anyway in last night's case.

Glad you're feeling better, gurl. We guess?

Not a bad start to her Super Bowl weekend!

Madonna's newest album, MDNA, has reached #1 on iTunes in the U.S. and 34 other countries for pre-sales, including:

Argentina, Columbia, Chile, Brazil, Mexico, US, Canada, Belgium, Bulgaria, Cypress, Czech Republic, Denmark, Deutschland, Spain, Estonia, Finland, France, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Nederland, Norway, Ostrich, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Slovenia, Sverige, Switzerland, UK

So many copies sold in the little time it's been on sale and the people buying it can't even listen to the songs until March 26th! How impressive is that!?

Congrats, gurl! Can't wait to see the best halftime show EVER this Sunday!

Have U pre-ordered the Material Girl's twelfth studio album yet?

Aww! Taylor Swift is so sweet!

The country singer is giving back to the city that made her a star and donated 14,000 Scholastic books to the Nashville Public Library.

It's such a huge donation that it's actually the largest received by the local library to date.

You'll know when you are reading a book Swifty donated too. Each one, which can be checked out at 21 branches of the city library, includes a donation plate on the inside cover that will read: "A Gift to the Children of Nashville from Taylor Swift and Scholastic Inc."

Some of the books will also be used as prizes for completing the summer program or donated to low-income children, preschools and daycare centers around town.

Very cool move, Taylor!

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Have fun convincing us otherwise!!

After some paps found David Furnish outside of El Lay's Red O, they asked him if he'd be tuning into the biggest television even of the year.

And wanna know what Elton John's hubby said?? A big fat no!!

But according to him, it's because he just doesn't watch football. But c'mon… we all know people who hate sports still tune in for the halftime show… and everyone will definitely be doing that this year since Madonna's the star!!

Really though, what did we expect?? This is the same man who SLAMMED the Queen of Pop as a desperate narcissist!

Still waiting on word from Elton as to why they hate her so much…

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People have been giving Ashton a bad rap for not coming to Demi's aid quickly when she went to the hospital for drugs.

Well, it looks like he's all in now, as he's been praying and spending time with her to help!

We spotted him pulling into her house earlier, just after Bruce Willis, but we didn't exactly know what he'd be doing once he got there. Turns out, neither did he, so he he sought counsel and guidance from spiritual advisers at the Kabbalah Center in Beverly Hills on how he could best help Demi:

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Kirsten Dunst lost her kitty, Tazzy.

We feel so bad. It must be horrible to lose a pet.

Especially a cat, because they can get into anything!

So she did what any loving pet owner would do and rode around on her bike with her boyfriend and put up posters offering a reward for the cat.

We really hope she finds her kitty cat.

Stay strong, Kirsten.

Sometimes they find their way home on their own.

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Sounds as though Lindsay Lohan isn't the only one happy to be out of her Venice Beach pad!

Apparently, her neighbors were just as unhappy with the former actress' residence there, and are thrilled that she's moved back to the Chateau Marmont while she plans her next move!

Her livin' on cloud nine neighbors claim:

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We're invited to a bloody good time!

The Salvatore Brothers are in for an evening of ball-istic fun when The Originals throw an elegant party at Klaus' new house. Nothing says "danger ahead" on The Vampire Diaries quite like a themed party and we doubt this one will be any exception!

At least the clothes for this soiree will be nice than the last Decade Dance! Phew!

Check out the video (above) to see the extended promo for next week's Vampire Diaries!

Just when you think Ian Somerhalder can't get any sexier, he puts on a tux! Yum! (Now, take it of!)