He's ready for you, Cedar Sinai Pyschiatric Ward!

Randy Quaid decided the best way to convince the judge that he was innocent of all his criminal charges was to write him a strongly crazy worded letter!

Perfect! Evidence to use against you in the trial! Smart choices!

The letter is completely bonkers, making little to no sense whatsoever. In his five page novel letter he sent to the judge, Randy rants on everything from switching his cellphone number for "security reasons" and Karl Rove hitting on his wife, Evi!

But perhaps the most important part of the letter were Randy's confessions that he did in fact leave the hotel without visiting the front desk, but that it still wasn't his fault as he and his wife never received bills from the hotelinvolved in their criminal case because their mail is being “misappropriated to create false evidence."

Who in the world would care enough about you two loonies to go through all that trouble?!

Finally, enclosed in the letter is a photo of himself with his dog at the resort to prove to the judge “the relaxing, tranquil effect San Ysidro Ranch has had on us over the years!”

Oh, boy! We bet that was just precious!

The judge should had this right off to the prosecution for Exhibit A when they nail these idiots!

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Does anyone still care about Kirsten Dunst?

We don't think many people do, but apparently she's still got some fans in the paparazzi.

Kiki Drunkst was spotted last night arriving at the Los Angeles Airport from a New York flight.

And she looked just awful lovely in that outfit and her World Series cap.

Drunkst's been spending considerable time over in New York since putting up her LA home for sale earlier this year.

Hopefully she'll just stay in New York permanently!

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Thankfully, it isn't the swine kind, but it did still mean she had to cancel some important plans.

Nicole Kidman has fallen ill with the seasonal flu and was forced to cancel her trip to Kenya, where she was planning to visit schools and hospitals in the country as part of the United Nations Development Fund for Women.

Her rep sent out this statement:

"Nicole is deeply sorry that, because she is ill with the seasonal flu, she cannot come to Kenya. The Say No - UNiTE to End Violence against Women campaign is a top priority and together with Unifem she will work to advance this critical initiative."

Feel better, bb! Can't save the world if you are going to get it sick!

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Date night!

Victoria and David Beckham were spotted leaving Matsuhisa restaurant in Hollywood after a 3-hour long sushi meal together on Thursday.

Must be romantic watching your husband eat.

Especially when he looks like that!

Hot damn, every time we see David we can't help but swoon!

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HBO is pushing the limits of gender and sexuality with T, a half-hour drama series following the transformation of a woman into a man.

The show, which was inspired by an episode of public radio's This American Life, comes from married couple Anya Epstein and Dan Futterman.

The two, who are serving as showrunners for the third season of HBO's In Treatment, will write the pilot and serve as executive producers.

Transtastic!

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It's like he doesn't age!

Mark-Paul Gosselaar was at the opening night celebration of his new Off-Broadway comedy The Understudy looking seksi and scruffy on Thursday!

We love you, Zack Morris!

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It's not called "live-action series network" for a reason!

Cartoon Network has decided to think outside the cartoon box and try something new for a change - two original live-action series!

The cable network has ordered 13 episodes of both hourlong shows, Tower Prep and Unnatural History.

"These new series will offer our viewers a type of action-packed event entertainment not found anywhere else," said Cartoon Network's chief content officer, Rob Sorcher.

Prep follows a rebellious teen who is stuck at a mysterious prep school for kids with "unique potential," while History centers around a high school student that takes skills that he learned traveling around the world with his parents and uses them to solve mysteries at the national museum.

Really?!

Will U be watching?!

You Know Me - Robbie Williams (Official full-length video)

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Check out his just-released video for You Know Me (above)!

Thoughts????

Unfortunately, so does Jennifer Love Desperate!

This holiday season, grab the fam and turn on the TV for some fabricated holiday cheer! CBS is bringing you an animated remake of Yes, Virginia, the story of a little girl who lives in NYC circa the late 1800s and has a crisis of faith when a bully at school tells her there is no Santa Claus. She then writes a letter to the New York Sun asking for a definitive answer, which she receives, in what has become one of the most famous editorials of all time.

Neil Patrick Harris will be lending his voice to Virgina's father, with Jennifer voicing the mother.

Thank goodness this isn't live action! Bleh!

You can check out all the holiday fun on Dec 11th.

Will U tune in?

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