Rapper DMX has turned himself in to the Los Angeles Police Department for a 2002 reckless driving conviction. Finally, the LAPD can close the books on that case!
DMX, otherwise known as Earl Simmons, will spend 90 days in jail for his 8 year old crime. This sentence follows a series of arrests, which DMX has experienced over the past decade.
Don’t think we don’t see what you’re doing, DMX. You’re reminding us you exist by continually getting arrested, separated, and breaking probation.
Maybe next time you’ll release a fantastic new album to remind us that you’re still pertinent. Or why don’t you star in another unwatchable action movie with Tom Arnold.
Get creative, DMX! You’re better than this.
[Image via WENN.]
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