Too many jokes, too little time!
Obviously any time ridiculous news pops up about Donald Trump — which is pretty much daily — celebs love to poke fun at our future POTUS.
But this new scandal unleashed the floodgates!
Related: Penthouse Promises $1 MILLION In Exchange For Alleged Donald Trump Golden Shower Tapes!
As you surely know, a pretty MAJOR report dropped yesterday trying Donald to Russia and suggesting he paid prostitutes to perform “golden showers.” Well, seeing as how Twitter made fun of the President-elect for his promise of “soft sensuality” at his inauguration, you can imagine celebs had WAY more fun with the whole golden shower thing!
Though there’s no word from R. Kelly yet, several stars including Patton Oswalt and Chelsea Handler, chimed in with their HIGHlarious tweets, sharing:
“I don’t care if it’s accurate! You can’t say that Trump got ‘pissy’ about anything.” – Newsroom editors.
— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) January 10, 2017
I take it back: Trumped-up trickle-down WAS a good line!
— Jon Favreau (@jonfavs) January 11, 2017
Quite partial to a golden shower myself *sits this one out*
— lily allen (@lilyallen) January 11, 2017
Kanye’s new hair makes a lot more sense now #GoldenShowers pic.twitter.com/Q1wvIxhGdl
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) January 11, 2017
I had no plans to watch the trump press conference tomorrow. But how long before it’s cancelled now? #GoldenShower
— kevin daniels (@kevinddaniels) January 11, 2017
Man, does everything have to be gold with this guy? #GoldenShower #PeePeeTrump
— albertina rizzo (@albz) January 10, 2017
Now back to Meryl finding about Trump blackmail. pic.twitter.com/W00gUtHHi2
— albertina rizzo (@albz) January 11, 2017
Softly sensuous showers for the inauguration, huh? pic.twitter.com/aBGa0W6mha
— Felicia Day (@feliciaday) January 10, 2017
And that’s why I have rubber sheets. #goldenshowers https://t.co/cg0jzBnCJ7
— Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) January 10, 2017
trump being into golden showers is a bit on the nose for me 💛🚿💛🚿
— Tyler Oakley (@tyleroakley) January 10, 2017
Count down to @realDonaldTrump cancelling tomorrow’s press conference. Or tweeting something stupid to distract us. Or both. https://t.co/b0sGLlvgCV
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) January 10, 2017
I’m sure Trump is pissed.
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
— Grace Helbig (@gracehelbig) January 10, 2017
I support sex workers but this is slave labor. #Lockhimup pic.twitter.com/xCkBmuK1wi
— Margaret Cho (@margaretcho) January 10, 2017
But NO ONE had a better response than Patton Oswalt as he not only chronicled #GoldenShowers rise on Twitter, but made more jokes than ANYONE:
SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE A MASH-UP OF ALL THE NEWS ANCHORS SAYING “GOLDEN SHOWERS” LATER TONIGHT.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 10, 2017
(40’s racetrack announcer): Aaaand #GoldenShowers trending in the rear, coming up fast on #TimeAfterTime, #DylannRoof still out in front
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 10, 2017
And now #GoldenShowers blows past #ImaginaryMary! It’s trending like a bullet! The crowd is going crazy!
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 10, 2017
#GoldenShowers now behind #ObamaFarewell. #DylanRoof still ahead of the pack!
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 10, 2017
#SessionsHearing is creeping up on #GoldenShowers! Could be an upset!
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 10, 2017
Still behind but holding its own is #GoldenShowers, with a comfortable lead over #SessionsHearing!
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 10, 2017
And now #GoldenShowers has overtaken #ObamaFarewell! Coming up hard on #DownwardDog! This is BREATHTAKING trending!
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 10, 2017
#MyKitchenSkillsInclude is fading…#GoldenShowers breathing down its neck! What a trending! The stands are going WILD!
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 10, 2017
#GoldenShowers OVERTAKES #MyKitchenSkillsInclude! LEAVES IT IN THE DUST! THIS IS WHAT BRINGS TREND-WATCHERS TO TWITTER, FOLKS!
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 10, 2017
#GoldenShowers only has #DownwardDog, #GeorgeLucas and #DylanRoof between it and the Trending Crown! It’s gonna be close!
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 10, 2017
Can #GoldenShowers beat #DylannRoof? It’s yellow sensuality vs. white supremacy!
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 11, 2017
#GoldenShowers! Overtakes! #DownwardDog! It’s #GoldenShowers and #GeorgeLucas battling it out! Will #GoldenShowers be number one?
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 11, 2017
The Force was NOT with #GeorgeLucas as #GoldenShowers kicks into light speed! But can it beat #DylannRoof?
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 11, 2017
This is it! The final stretch! #GoldenShowers pours it on as #DylannRoof clings to the lead!
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 11, 2017
It’s over! #GoldenShowers takes the lead! What a race! See you tomorrow when #TrumpDockingFootage takes on #EpisodeVIIIRumors!
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 11, 2017
Wolf Blitzer: So, for our viewers who aren’t familiar…I should lie on my back now, you said?
Dominatrix (chugging Mountain Dew): Sure
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 11, 2017
“Nothing to fear but fear itself.” 1933
“Ask not what your country can do for you.” 1961
“I didn’t get peed on. I WATCHED them pee.” 2017
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 11, 2017
Now I know why @jimnorton was such a huge Trump supporter. Game recognizes game.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 11, 2017
Is Trump’s press conference tomorrow only on TV or is it live streaming HIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 11, 2017
“But what saved America after the terrible events of 2016?”
“Piss saved America, Rebecca.”
“Piss.”
— sometime in 2081
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 11, 2017
Hey @eltonofficial: Agree to play the inauguration, but only to play “Goodbye Yellow Brick Road.”
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 11, 2017
“The PEES-ful transition of power.” Nicely done, Mr. President! #ObamaFarewell
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 11, 2017
Dude, don’t piss on my head and tell me it’s raining. https://t.co/x0hzK7xKN5
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 11, 2017
“What rhymes with ‘piss hog’?” — Mark Russell, right now
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 11, 2017
“Sorry I can’t read you a book tonight, sweetie. I’m Tweetin’ about piss!”
— one of my daughter’s memories of me when she’s older.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 11, 2017
Well said, Patton!
Now that the celebs have shared their thoughts on the RIDICULOUS story that is #GoldenShowerGate, what do you think of the most recent Trump controversy?
[Image via CBS/NBC/FayesVision/WENN.]
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