He Must Be Beyond Desperate

Be warned citizens of Manchester, U.K. – hasbeen actor Jesse Metcalfe is coming to town!
Yup, his new career is as a professional partygoer. He gets paid to show up places so that people can gawk and make fun of him – hopefully throw shit at him too, like used condoms or dirty toilet paper.
Nadine Coyle‘s buttboy will be appearing at Opus nightclub next Friday and for $40 you can buy a special “VIP” ticket that will let you enter the club without waiting, hang with Jesse in the VIP area and admit entrance to an exclusive after-party.
Poor Jesse. He’s tainted in America. No one wants to work with him!