Wow! If Justin Bieber was a turkey, he’d be cooked!
The 21-year-old singer was the main target at Comedy Central‘s Justin Bieber Roast and celebs really took their shots!
Nothing was off-limits, from his relationship with Selena Gomez to, well, ANYTHING!
[ Related: Justin Bieber Wants Seth Rogen To Roast Him To His Face On His Birthday ]
Some of the roasters were host Kevin Hart, Ludacris, Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy, and even Martha Stewart! Sadly though, Seth Rogen chickened out and didn’t take Justin up on his offer to roast the pop star to his face.
When it was all over, Justin joked then was serious, saying:
“Damn, you guys were brutal. This was supposed to be a birthday present. When people ask me what I got for my 21st birthday, I’ll tell them I got my d*ck kicked in. I should have known├óΓé¼┬ª I lost some of my best qualities. I’m looking forward to being someone to be proud of. Someone close to me once said how you rise from a fall is how you are truly defined as a man.”
We believe in you, JB!
The roast won’t air until March 30th on Comedy Central, but in the meantime here are some of the best jokes:
“Bieber has 10 million fans ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one.” ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ Kevin Hart
“Selena Gomez couldn’t be here tonight. Just because she didn’t want to be here.” ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ Kevin Hart
“I always encouraged people to stay classy. And what’s more classy than hanging out with Floyd Mayweather.” ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ Ron Burgundy
“A lot of people are upset that Justin hasn’t won a Grammy. There is Martha Stewart. She can be your grammy.” ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ Jeff Ross
“You are the King Joffrey of Pop.”├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ Jeff Ross
“He may have turned 21, but Justin will always be a baby to me. Since babies (urinate) everywhere and never know when to shut up.” – Ludacris.
“Justin wants to be black so bad he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters.” ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ Ludacris
“Justin as a father of six you have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people.” ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ Shaquille O’Neal
“All these rappers on stage and Martha stewart has done the most jail time.” ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ Natasha Legerro
“Those Calvin Klein billboards you were made are terrible. And I was in Whitney.” ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ Chris D’Elia
“What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours.” ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ Justin Bieber
“You’re about to get fucked harder than Orlando Bloom fucked Selena Gomez.” -Chris D’Elia to Justin Bieber #BieberRoast
— Emily Zemler (@emilyzemler) March 15, 2015
.@chrisdelia: @justinbieber – you have it all, except for respect, love, friends, and a Grammy #BieberRoast
— Jason Nathanson (@ABCNewsJason) March 15, 2015
“This kid has spunk, moxie, and probably a few other STDs” – Ron Burgundy #BieberRoast
— Jason Nathanson (@ABCNewsJason) March 15, 2015
.@realjeffreyross: @selenagomez wanted to be here, but she’s dating men now #BieberRoast
— Jason Nathanson (@ABCNewsJason) March 15, 2015
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