Living In Squalor! Speidi = Hoarders?!

Probably not, but they’ll run with it. After all, this was just the cheapest and fastest way to get some media attention.

With The Hills coming to a close and Heidi Montag’s face becoming less terrifying since the swelling went down, they really needed something to get them in the news.

So now they are hoarders! (sort of)

Though many of have seen their luxurious Hollywood Hills home on MTV, for the first time Heidi and Spencer Pratt are letting folks into their “unkempt and unsafe home” in Pacific Palisades. According to sources, Speidi has been residing in this place for the last few months because Spencer refuses to leave and insists that Heidi stay by his side and deal with his dirtiness. The source says:

├óΓé¼┼ôThe living room is filled with Spencer├óΓé¼Γäós mess, which Heidi often has to clean up. And Spencer lines the window with crystals, which he believes will keep bad spirits out but keep Heidi locked in.”

LiLo had shoes. Spencer Pratt has crystals. (Though we imagine there was a different kind of rock floating around Lindsay’s house.)

And if that doesn’t sound unbearable enough, Spencer himself reveals that the couple are not living alone in squalor. They have a roommate! Spencer explains:

“It’s true, I do have a Marine in the house. He’s helping me write a script. And yes, we’ve been out of the house only three times this month, but that’s because I’m busy working on several business ventures.”

Things start to collect when you never leave the house to get rid of them!

Poor Heidi! We had kind of wished she would go into hiding, but not like this!

Disgusting!

[Image via WENN.]