Madonna and A-Rod's Secret Rendezvous!

When celebrities want a quickie, it’s no small affair.
Attempting to remain inconspicuous, Madonna and Alex Rodriguez boarded two separate private helicopters to rendezvous in the Hamptons at Jerry Seinfeld’s waterfront mansion recently, it is now being reported. They were picked up separately from the airport in white Porsches and black SUVs.
Because private helicopters and flashy cars and SUVs are hard to miss!
How nice of Jerry and wife Jessica to lend Madriguez their home like that!
An insider snitched, “The Seinfelds have been friends with Madonna for years. They’re neighbors on the West Side, so it’s really no surprise. And Jerry and Jessica go to her concerts whenever she’s in town.”
Of course no one knows what the “just friends” couple did during their stay.
Probably just an intense round of Monopoly!
Four hours later, the same black SUV was seen leaving the mansion for the airport, where one helicopter took off and then the other.
No meeting in disguise at bars and hourly motels for them!
[Images via WENN.]