And the war against aging continues!
It’s being reported that Madonna has purchased a machine that claims to be a “miracle cure for cellulite”.
Wait, Madge has cellulite!? Where???
The $75,000+ machine that’s being put into her home uses acoustic wave therapy to rid the body of the cottage cheese appearance.
A spa owner in London who owns a machine explains:
“The force of the acoustic shockwaves shatter and destroy the cellulite-causing connective fibers. The waves break down the fibrous walls to release clogged fat, water and toxins. The process stimulates the nerves and increases blood flow to treated areas, which produces fresh, thicker bands of collagen, as well as stronger and smoother skin.”
Suuuure it does.
However, the company that makes the machine says the ideal candidate is a woman who already has good muscle tone. That’s a nice way of saying no fatties!
Stoopid!
[Image via Sean Thorton/WENN.]
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