Mickey Rourke Is So Edgy

Loud groan!
We can only imagine the string of colorful words that will leap out of Mickey Rourke‘s mug once he takes off his stupid sunglasses and looks into the mirror his pal is pointing at.
This is what happens when you walk into a salon drunk with your douche shades on!
Is there any excuse for that hair????
Hell to the no!
[Image by Greg Tidwell via Pacific Coast News Online.]