Sure To Be A Smash HIT

Shamed former Olympic figure skater Tonya Harding is coming out with her memoir.

She must need more money for meth!

“I wanted people to see me and know me and I wanted to help other people not go through the things I’ve gone through,” says Harding.

She’s so noble!

“Being afraid to open up and talk to someone is really difficult,” says Tonya. “That was another reason I wanted to finish the book, to get rid of my past, dealing with everything, the ups and downs, for a fresh start in the future.”

Can’t she just come out with a sex tape like a good Zlister should???