Taking a Piss and So Much More

Though his Being Bobby Brown died a quick and untimely death after one golden season, Bobby Brown is in ANOTHER reality show. Thankfully!

He’s trying his hand at Country music in the show Gone Country, and it’s finally upon us.

It’s everything and more we could have wished for!

The following goes down in the next episode.

– Bobby Brown’s morning pick me up is booze. Brown states, ├óΓé¼┼ôY├óΓé¼Γäóall like coffee. I like alcohol.├óΓé¼┬¥

– A drunk Bobby Brown helps shovel shit in this week’s ‘challenge’.

– Bobby tries to be all cowboy by chewin’ tabaca’, but instead swallows a mouthful of Skoal which gets him high.

– He gets wasted during a group outing and then goes to the show’s tour bus to sleep it off. Instead of passing out, Brown spends time with Carnie Wilson, one of the other show contestants, on the tour bus who tries to nurse him back to sobriety. While a motherly Wilson helps take off Brown├óΓé¼Γäós white kicks, Bobby unleashes a big ole fart on Carnie. ├óΓé¼┼ôHis butt was about like one and a half feet from my mouth, and it was like a snappy wet river,├óΓé¼┬¥ Wilson exclaims.

– Bobby suffers from sleepwalking and tries to urinate on contestant Dee Snider at 4 AM. Snider catches him just in time and is able to get him to the bathroom.

You can’t make that shiz up!!!

[Image via WENN.]