The Mouse Will Say You Suck

And Simon Cowell gets richer!

An American Idol themed ‘attraction’ is coming to Disney’s Hollywood Studio in Orlando later this year.

Fortunately (or unfortunately) Simon won’t be the one telling you that you’re talentless. Disney’s hiring some actors/producers to tell you that.

The American Idol model will be followed…there will be an audition process, coaching with some music pros, and you’ll get your hair and make up all did.

Channel your inner Sanjaya!

We’re guessing that Fox only agreed to let Disney have this because they don’t have their own theme park…and Disney paid a crapload of money!

[Image via Mavrix Photo.]