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The Tom Brady Roast Jokes Even Nikki Glaser Thought Were Too Harsh!

The Tom Brady Roast Jokes Even Nikki Glaser Thought Were Too Harsh!

Nikki Glaser is sharing some of her Tom Brady jokes she thought were TOO much!

If you tuned into Netflix’s live The Greatest Roast of All Time: Tom Brady on Sunday, you’ll know the roasters in attendance didn’t play nice while coming for the man of the evening. And Nikki was maybe the most vicious (and hilarious) of all! But there were SOME jokes that even a seasoned comic like her left off the table because they were just TOO harsh!

Related: Kim Kardashian Savagely BOOED At Tom’s Roast!

On The Howard Stern Show on Monday, the 39-year-old revealed there were no restrictions from Netflix or Tom, but that everyone “collectively just decided not to involve his kids too much.” There was one joke, however, that would have caused quite the uproar, and it took aim at Tom’s son! She read off her phone:

“‘Tom, hopefully we make out at the afterparty. You can pretend I’m your son.’”


Obviously that’s a reference to the viral story about Tom kissing his son on the lips — something that freaked a lot of folks out online a few years back. Nikki thought the joke was solid — but not for her. She noted her own dad kissed her on the lips as a kid so she “always related” to that and “never judged in any way.”

Another scrapped joke took aim at his alleged plastic surgery:

“Tom, I love your work — that you’ve done on your face. Seriously, slow down. What is happening with your cheeks? You look like a Ken doll that was microwaved. You love deflating things, so stop.”


One joke was about something far more serious: chronic traumatic encephalopathy, or CTE. You know, the condition many boxers and football players suffer later in life after too many blows to the head. The joke went:

“It’s really cool all the proceeds are going to CTE research and the NFL’s coordinated effort to cover it up. People don’t know, but it costs millions to murder those doctors that know the truth. These guys really f**king damage their bodies and brains all for the sake of men hugging each other in a Buffalo Wild Wings.”


We can see how she could figure that line might cast a shadow over the evening… Hear even MORE jokes (below):

Thoughts?? Was she right to leave out these jabs? Let us know down in the comments!

[Images via Netflix]

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May 07, 2024 17:40pm PDT