We NEED To See This!!!!!

A Pete Burns sex tape surfaced this past weekend, only to “mysteriously” disappear..for now.
The former Dead or Alive lead singer and reality TV trainwreck reportedly leaked the vid himself on Xtube, only to take it down a few hours later before we could even watch it.
Such a shame!
Thankfully, a very well-connected source in London gives us the lowdown on the tape and its origins.
Says our insider:
“Pete has a big hairy crack and gets rimmed, and a real ugly cock with overhanging forskin and huge dangling bollocks. He leaked this himself after he found out his husband has been cheating with hundreds of rent boys. He has kicked him out and leaked the video himself but told his fans (who are all maniacs) that it was Michael who has leaked it to ‘ruin’ him. He does work in mysterous ways. The idea is that he is going to release the video himself and sell it to make money and sell the story.”
How clever (but not really)!
Seriously, we need to see this tape! We’re a glutton for grossness!
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