What Is Wrong With This Picture????

Everything! Everything! Everything!
Everything! Everything! Everything!
Everything! Everything! Everything!
Our poor Dita.
Miz Von Teese held a party in London on Wednesday night for her MAC Viva Glam campaign. She’s really been pimping that, huh???
A very sweaty Jesse Metcalfe and a totally creepy Stephen Tyler of Areosmith showed up and molested our icon.
The glamoxurious creature looks like a ham sandwich at a Weight Watchers meeting!
[Picture via Getty Images.]